Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Easy mistake to make
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
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bubblybrooke 12
LMFAO
FruityLoooons 8
...Bon appetitty?
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ctuck311 0
you asked for cherries right?
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
he got a sundae, did you get a banana split?
love_game911 0
Rofl!!! ur funny...(and hot) I agree 100% with him..
tristan1001 0
lol that is funny next time ask her if she wants some...JK but still funny
sweeteen16 0
LMAO!!!!
what_the_fail 0
YDI ****.
okieraider71 4
Can anyone explain how comments get out of (numerical) order?
snakrange 0
says the pedobear haha
gennyv 29
I know this is a little late (by four years...) but when somebody replies to a comment, that is the next number in the sequence. It just doesn't appear where it's consecutive numbers are.
allmidnighteyes 11
you couldn't wait until she wasn't home?
xHabsfanx 0
Lol I can just imagine the look on her face. O.O "Is that my whipped cream?!"
srammer99 0
Toronto sucks
luvuall 0
That's until she found out it was your dad.
cherriblizz 0
I can imagine what the mother says "there's my whip cream, I was just about to have some pie".
visitor_fml 0
do you speak any coherant form of English, or is it all gibberish?
ElMundio87 0
pie doesn't taste like pie, without cool whip