Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Easy mistake to make
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
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bubblybrooke 12
LMFAO
FruityLoooons 8
...Bon appetitty?
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jyd62 0
thou shall not use whipped cream while living with parents duh
Vitamin_C 0
If you're young enough to get "caught" having sex, you're too young to be having it in the first place. Just because you know how penis fits in vag does not make you old enough or mature enough to deal with the consequences of adult relationships. Congrats to your parents - they raised a child-*****...
oOkainOo 0
I love nipple cream
AnRom 0
ever heard of locking the door!?
_mystique_ 0
did Mom join in? XD
Foxy_On_Fire 21
OMG! at least she didn't ask to join in.
muffinmanyahurd 0
ur so cool...getting freaky in your parents house and not knowing how to lock a door. dumbass. you deserve it.
swmchick011 0
that's hilarious hahahhahaha
s_landholm 0
alright Sam And zak get a room please!
goonie85 0
I know I'd be pissed if you were my kid and you were direspectful enough to do that shit in my house- while I'm home, nonetheless!! I would have never dreamed of that when I lived at home! and if you're older than high school age, get a hotel room (barring that you actually have a job). If you're older than college age, move the **** out!!!
stenny12 1
settle down they were doing it in the bedroom at least what more do you want