Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML
Today, all of my friends stopped messaging me. I checked their Snapchat and Instagram accounts and saw that they were all at a party. When I confronted them, they assured me I was invited and should join them. When I arrived at the address, the house was empty. They gave me the wrong address. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
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ChristianHunter 0
Drive them to the middle of nowhere and leave them there until they sober up
alicemassie 0
i hope you didn't give them rides. FYL
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singer4life666 0
Those are some true friends you got there buddy!
UziTopete 0
true... forget them you could come party with me
balzacthegreat 0
YDI for being the loser of your group of friends.
Randen_fml 0
drop em off in the middle of no were.
notsocrazee 0
look on the bright side. no drunk driving.
alexgisforme3 0
maybe 2nd?
omgyoukilledkeny 0
Well its midnight, damn right We’re wound up too tight I gotta fist full of whiskey, the bottle just bit me Ooooo That shit makes me bat shit crazy We got not fear no doubt all in balls out Were going out tonight (hey) To kick out every light (hey) Take anything we want (hey) Take everything in sight (hey) Were goin’ til the world stops turning While we burn it to the ground at night Were screamin’ like demons Swingin’ from the ceiling I gotta fistful of fifties Tequila just hit me Ooooo We got no class, no taste No shirt and shit faced We got them lined up Shot down firing back straight Crown [Burn It To The Ground Lyrics On http://www.elyricsworld.com/ ] Were going out tonight (hey) To kick out every light (hey) Take anything we want (hey) Take everything in sight (hey) Were goin til the world stops turning While we burn it to the ground at night Tickin’ like a time bomb Drinkin’ til the nights gone Get your hands off of this glass Last call my ass No chain no lock and this train won’t stop We got no fear no doubt all in balls out Were going out tonight (hey) To kick out every light (hey) Take anything we want (hey) Take everything in sight (hey) Were goin til the world stops turning While we burn it to the ground at night Were going out tonight (hey) To kick out every light (hey) Take anything we want (hey) Take everything in sight (hey) Were goin til the world stops turning While we burn it to the ground at night thts an awsome song dnt ya thinnk :). awww dammit forgot which one this is. ey now i remember. whoops forgot:(
blobxmaster13 0
now that is ****** up. i wud be so pissed. get some new friends man.
blkmagick 0
Wow. I would tell them to **** themselves. Don't hang out with them anymore, they're apparently really shitty friends.
tehman117 21
I realise that the friends are super shitty. But i wouldn't tell op to not give them a ride because op's friends might drive themselves home and endanger themselves or others.
alicemassie 0
i hope you didn't give them rides. FYL
Cali_Chick 0
Yeah I hope you ditched their sorry butts! Don't ever let people walk all over you buddy!
ChristianHunter 0
Drive them to the middle of nowhere and leave them there until they sober up
darkwar4ever 0
Pro idea.
mcpicklejar 0
haha!
genius_man16 1
That Idea is the win. What I thought of was to drive over to where they were, and then let them open the doors and just drive away laughing, lol
awkward_gothlady 32
That's a brilliant idea! That would teach 'em...
fudgerz 0
what butt wipes.. i would've left them stranded!
leili 0
Wow. **** them. They are NOT your friends, let alone drinking buddies!
wbrycem 0
I'm drunk right now. OP, care to join? Sorry if the invitation is late :S (boy this message was tough to type)