hannah12345
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Becca Velveeta
🌶️ Spicy
Easy mistake to make
Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
fml
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML
Anonymous
India 🌶️ Spicy
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Jill Shanks
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Rowden
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML
weezer
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
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bubblybrooke 12
LMFAO
FruityLoooons 8
...Bon appetitty?
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Comments (463)
XPredatorX 5
it could be worse, she could have walked in on you licking whipped cream off HIS nipples.
dsouthworth 0
oh man. that would blow.
killahitlah 0
kinky
freaky_farzy 0
lol. I'm sure ur mom has done this b4...
mrnipples7311 13
mmmmm nipple flavor
georgiinaa 0
fat **** your poor mother she prob got aroused by it tho..bought back some memories from what the milkman used to do to her ;D
terror_twins 0
hahaha that sucks
says_fml 0
i was trying to be quiet in class reading these when the teacher was wasnt looking, i read this and got caught with my ipod and got it tooken away cause i laughed so hard. fml.
cautionxflirt08 0
Sam...you can't really be that dumb, 'what's a trombone?' 'what's a Denver?' commmmon now...it's not cute.
samantha_durano 6
not trying to be.
blinkibear 0
awwwww noo that's embaressing!