Today, a guy at work was ranking the girls we work with in the order he'd want to date them. He told me I was 6th "because personality is important, too." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guy I was dating told me he thought I was a good person. His reasoning? I'm not ugly enough to be a bad person, but I'm not pretty enough, either. FML
Today, my friends and I were walking past a bar. There were a few cute guys "rating" every girl that walked by with number cards. My friend, who is a guy, got an 8. I got a 2. FML
Today, the guy I have a crush on told me that "if only he could find a girl with my personality." I asked him what I was missing to be his girl, since I apparently have the personality he wants. He told me, “Sorry to hurt your feelings, but perhaps a liposuction and a nose job.” FML
Today, the only guy who I ever thought liked me for my personality said he had something important to tell me. Later I got an e-mail from him saying he is "worried about me because I lack the skills to get along with other people." FML
Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML
Today, I asked the guy I share a desk with at work out because he has texted me a few times and seemed pretty into me. He said he doesn't date coworkers, even though the last 5 people he's dated have been coworkers. FML
Today, I overheard the guy I like talking to one of his friends about me. His friend asked if he and I were dating, to which he replied, "No way, dude. I have standards." FML
Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML
Today, I asked out a guy after having feelings for him for more than a year now. He told me, “Ugh, if only I could take your personality and put it on a different face and body.” When I asked him, “Why, is just my personality not enough?” He responded, “You can’t really have sex with a personality.” FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
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Top comments
yewzd 0
Why the hell he's ranking people? I would keep the rankings to myself..
KennKenn 0
He's obviously a douche. Don't listen to him
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Comments (80)
Mpsteve13 7
drop your pants
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
lift your top
KittehSayzRAWR 0
Open your flaps.... hehe
wisericky 12
stop talking so much
Bisoye 0
Looool!! Xactly Lmao!
IcyJack 7
Put down your landing gear. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
MasterOfTheXP 2
"I got a ring in 'ere last night!"
zoraman5 3
36 vent harrassment?
notsoluckypup 12
I have no clue...I think swallowing is nasty personally....
Ben360 6
well then don't be such a bitch
evanizle 0
lol. for dating, personality is important. maybe you'd be first in order of who he'd want to hook up with
Bees_fml 0
So either she's an attractive girl with an ugly personality or an ugly girl with an attractive personality. I'm curious which one; the FML doesn't say.
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
only beauty matters when it comes to women so 6th was probably last place. bees, seemed pretty clear the guy indirectly called her monstrous cow
yewzd 0
Why the hell he's ranking people? I would keep the rankings to myself..
hellokat1 0
He probably thinks he's hot shit or something.
GreatGeak 8
omg coolest profile pic ever! I love Harley Quinn.
KennKenn 0
He's obviously a douche. Don't listen to him
SARSvirus79 0
Agreed.
SARSvirus79 0
Well, how many girls do you work with?
valalvax 13
only three, there are two guys ranked above her
TexanDanny 2
LOL
antoinemartinez 0
stop being such a bitch
541MedfazWcM 0
Deadmau5 lol ^^ this is sick
DjeePee 25
Well... he is right.
UnicornsDoExist 0
I wouldn't want to be first if he's gonna be like that.
nkor1337 1
don't worry, you wouldn't be first on anybodys list.
Taylo12237 5
Dick^
Alleged_Cranium 7
That remind me of the old joke: Q: What's better than a 10? A: A 6 that swallows! With the advice of this joke, you might move your way up the list.
jbsington 8
why do guys WANT the girl to swallow? please tell me, I'm dying to know, what's so undeniably sexy about a girl ingesting your bodily fluids?
Snarky50 0
Did you tell him he's last on your list, for the same reason?