Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML
Today, I went to the beach. After applying sunscreen liberally and doing my best to stay out of the sun, I came home with the worst sunburn I have ever had. I almost needed to go to the hospital. I am officially too pale to be allowed outside in summer. FML
Today, one of my work colleagues was staring at my severe sunburn. She wanted to know if she could "peel" me, when my sunburn becomes "ripe", because she loves the sound. She won't take no for an answer, and I work with her everyday this week. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML
Today, I used sunscreen on my face. Said sunscreen was expired and I had an allergic reaction. FML
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
Today, I went on a camping trip with my friends, but forgot to bring sunscreen. I spent the entire day outside and ended up with a severe sunburn all over my body. The pain is unbearable and I can't even move without yelping as if I was slowly being cooked in an air fryer. FML
Today I got sunburned on my cheeks. This wouldn't be too bad if they were the ones on my face. FML
Today, I got sunburnt to a crisp on the first day of my holidays away. Only 5 more days to go now, spent inside, trying not to burn more. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
BellaBelle_fml 23
You're both incredibly moronic.
crisspz 4
where?and how hard ;)
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (142)
HahaHokayThen 10
Fyl :( maybe the suns just not for you.
AnonymousTroll 2
Oh, the infamous butt slap, how I love thee so...
fthislyfe 22
Throw hot coffee on their crotches. That'll teach them
Lanceeden 12
I get sunburned through my clothes sometimes lol
BagleHead 6
You should put on a thick jacket and ski pants so when they hit you, you wont even feel it
LiyIa_fml 8
Run around and randomly spray them with a water filled nerf gun when they least expect it!
BagleHead 6
Nerf guns can't shoot water...
LiyIa_fml 8
Isn't there a nerf gun that shoots water? I see the commercial all the time... Or am I thinking of some other brand?
ShyAnn29 15
I think it's a different brand of water guns you're talking about
joey1314 5
Hey 14 welcome back.
Prankster7o7 5
I'd start hitting them back....hard....in the face.....with my fist.
Toowoo 3
Ouch why hot coffee?!? lol what happened to the traditional slap.. No need for such violence
newlove_fml 0
Or some other liquid, like kool-aid, or if you want to get creative, beer.
zaksyak 1
File a sexual harassment suit and see how funny they think it is then
Lanceeden 12
I bet you're American. Hoedown you think it'll go down in court and even with their boss? She would lose her job and money.
Lanceeden 12
How do you think* not hoedown lol wtf.
zaksyak 1
Well apperently in other countries its accecptable to be repeatably slapped in an office enviroment there is no reason for that kind of behavior and the offenders deserve to be punished to the fullest extent of the law
BellaBelle_fml 23
You're both incredibly moronic.
Lanceeden 12
Im sure they aren't doing it to be harassing her. Even if they were a sexual harrasment claim is retarded.
brianjman14 23
Wow, really ignorant there. "I bet you're American."
Lanceeden 12
Ok, well he his american. lol.
BIEBERSLAYER 10
Why is a sexual harassment lawsuit always everyones's answer to a work problem.
Lanceeden 12
You ate the last doughnut? That is sexual harassment.
drawmesunshine 17
The Xerox machine filed sexual harassment against me because I photocopied my ass.
jacob128 4
#22 im not saying its right to be harassed but im guessing your an up-tight feminist woman
ItsApril 0
I agree that if she's asked them to stop and they haven't she could take further action if it is bothering her that bad. However, what is sexual about this? They slapped her, they didn't feel her up. There's a big difference.
Jacobt24 19
How do you know OP isn't a guy?
RandOmPhyXiO 5
Ur messed up americans arent that bad. And there are bad ppl everywhere even were u live. So sterotyping ppl wont change anything or make a point. And this is why on american t.v we make fun of u cause u think ur better when history has shown ur just as bad as us.
RandOmPhyXiO 5
You have a good point kind of. like threaten that legal action will be taken so they can stop but dont really do it is kinda going far
newlove_fml 0
Tattle tale much? Man up and deal with it.
iluvcandy 7
Hmm maybe you should call in sick
crinx034 0
For sunburn?
crazychick1269 7
8 no dumbass for getting slapped all the time!
Saltime 0
And the above reply proves why 12 year olds shouldn't be on FML.
fthislyfe 22
28: Can't agree more
crazychick1269 7
wtf!! people I'm 15!!!
Anupants 0
Your exact age wasn't the point, it was more the lack of maturity.
crazychick1269 7
shut the **** up
MissBunnyWillEat 11
Crazychick1269: I'm going to have to ask you to calm your ****.
santel_fml 8
Loser
foxman47 3
57- I like that one. I will have to use that on my girlfriend sometime lol
drawmesunshine 17
Methinks crazychick1269 has some issues. Did your daddy ever hug you?
ItsApril 0
Ha, I love how younger kids like to think they're so "cool". Hopefully it passes when you grow up. :)
tylersign 11
How do you call in sick when you're already at work?
LiveLaughFML 10
#85: don't you think it's a little offensive to be labeling all young people as to thinking they are "cool"? I'm one year younger than crazychick and by any means I do not think that I am "cool" in the way you're describing it as..
ItsApril 0
No, I don't. I never said ALL young kids. I was speaking in general, because a lot of younger people are like that. Don't take internet shit to heart. :)
jizzwold 21
It's amazing how you all know her so well from those couple of comments. I'm not even being sarcastic. At all. Seriously.
GrammaticalNazi 2
56 - Step into my shower?
drawmesunshine 17
It's not just those comments. She's always annoying and immature and reeking an air of "I'm 15, and I have the world figured out." She is honestly one of my least favourite FML dwellers.
crazychick1269 7
ugh sorry people I'm just mad at my ex he's such a jerk and I'm taking it out on you poor people:"(
Wheredidgrungego 12
Like a good neighbor state farm is there, with... LESS PASTY SKIN!
Wheredidgrungego 12
Yup I realize that this is already old.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
OP u sure it wasn't tanning lotion?
crisspz 4
where?and how hard ;)
neveragain234 1
perverted?
dickydickman 0
Exactly ;)
MissBunnyWillEat 11
Squeeze that pussy, 73.
lcau322 0
no just funny
Nanall 15
Bad things happen to good people, in this case getting burnt.
fthislyfe 22
So, good things happen to bad people?
PSQ91 6
Skin type 1, huh? I feel for you.
btnhdude 0
I don't.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Damn bible thumper. Quit giving us Catholics bad names.
ollie179 21
Hey Brian, the boss wants to see yo... *SLAP!*
bulldog0996 0
I get sunburnt easy to. I no what you mean
zaksyak 1
You may be burning now but they will burn in hell for that
HybridWhiteboy 0
Dude there just messing around...
hutch66 13
Either this is sarcasm or your ******* insane.
baby_sp00n 0
Yeah what the **** bro
MyLifeIsWierd 12
For jokingly slapping somebody?
LiyIa_fml 8
Even insane people deserve their say, but usually they only get it with a 10 second window :)
erkaka1367 0
For kidding around? I'm glad u don't overreact....