Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
Today, my mom told me how lucky I was to inherit her "asymptomatic" periods. It's true, I don't get cramps, bloating or mood swings with my periods. Nope, just excruciatingly painful diarrhea. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML
Today, I'm stuck at home waiting on a plumber to come fix the flooding in my basement. The flooding happens when any sink, shower, or toilet in the house is used. Today is also the day that I started my period. Without water. FML
Today, I envy all the mothers who get to hide in their bathroom, engulfed in tears, when at their breaking points. I'm a single mom of two heathens. Today, like most days, really I had to threaten violence at the top of my lungs so they would stop fighting long enough for me to simply use the bathroom. FML
Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML
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Top comments
Fortuitous 0
Oh, bloody hell.
jkmartinjk 16
pms is real.. you just obviously don't get it.
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TheyCallmeStacey 9
lmao!""
TheLoneTurnip 0
may god have mercy upon your soul. what sort of cruel bastard made synchronisation a reality?
IRealbored 0
to all the women bitching about the horrors of p.m.s, I thin you forget that men hardly have an easy ride, things like being caught with an uncontrollable erection in church/at a funeral/at a daycare centre/while giving a speech all of which happened to me before the age of 16. not to forget the countless times the average man receives a nut-kicking. last week I recieved such a hit while sparring with a jui-juitsu instructor, don't bitch to me about pissing blood!
Steffi 26
You have no idea as to what's it's like to have a period.
hateevryone 15
that's the price for staying with a bunch of women
jdawg2010 0
pms is real, stupid a$$.
habrand 1
at least it's all at once for one week and not everyday
tantan702 1
Hell week.
Timmeh94 0
once a month. they become very evil..... :-[
mordecaiandrigby 26
I'm a girl, and I don't really get pms... lucky me! :D
ConradKay 13
Actually, there are verifiable scientific studies that show periods have no effect on a woman's mood. Have fun!
sulitak 27
All the reputable ones I see point to a surge in hormones around the period. and hormones effect moods.