Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
Today, my mom told me how lucky I was to inherit her "asymptomatic" periods. It's true, I don't get cramps, bloating or mood swings with my periods. Nope, just excruciatingly painful diarrhea. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML
Today, I'm stuck at home waiting on a plumber to come fix the flooding in my basement. The flooding happens when any sink, shower, or toilet in the house is used. Today is also the day that I started my period. Without water. FML
Today, I envy all the mothers who get to hide in their bathroom, engulfed in tears, when at their breaking points. I'm a single mom of two heathens. Today, like most days, really I had to threaten violence at the top of my lungs so they would stop fighting long enough for me to simply use the bathroom. FML
Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML
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Top comments
Fortuitous 0
Oh, bloody hell.
jkmartinjk 16
pms is real.. you just obviously don't get it.
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me215555 0
bs!
babez11 0
wow that would suck!!!!!!
nekros_fml 5
thanks for clearing that up Kamkak. I guess women are just upset bitches one week out of the month for no reason. that makes sense.
Ghasek 0
Just mark the calendar. If theyre bitchy for a while, then the next week, just say: "can't use pms as an excuse for another 3 weeks"
tdwp964 0
Becareful! I herd that periods atract bears. The bears can smell the menstration!
Mikki4321 0
Okay, I'm a girl and I hate it when women use their period to bash on men. Sure, if you are in pain and he is saying you shouldn't be such a child, it's okay, but when you just have moodswings or something, control it. I tend to get really emotional when I'm on my period. As in, happy -> crying -> rage, and I just tell my boyfriend that it's because I'm on my period and I won't take it out on him. Sure, I won't be a happy ray of sunshine, but you don't have to punish a guy for not having to deal with mentruation. Not his fault. Get over it ladies.
Mikki4321 0
So? She can't have PMS if she's not eighteen?
Mikki4321 0
wtf I replied on #29, why does it show up at the bottom and not as a reply?
yahhrightt 0
lmao, duuude; you're ******.
Evangeline1 0
Yeah I'm sure it suck for you men, but we are the one who have to lve with it
MegsyMoo 0
Try pissing blood out yourself; it's a bucket of fun.
jesbar95 10
You don't piss blood.