kemando
Canada
Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML
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ihasbrains 10
Evil parrot!
cradle6 13
Parrots do that all the time. They want attention, or something. Just teach it some heavy metal covers of ABBA songs.
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ihasbrains 10
Evil parrot!
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
What a troll.
KiKiomggg 1
Omg I actually love your parrot! Little evil :D
13FTW 9
Missed a spot.
princessAj1 6
It wants better food .
Fruit_Dealer 9
*5 minutes later* You probably thought that parrot was alive? Nope, just Chuck Testa.
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
What a bitch. OP next time you're going to feed the parrot put the food next to the cage but not close enough for the parrot to reach it then pick one piece of food up and drop it in the cage, only one though. Stare the parrot straight in the eye too while you do it, then say "Look familiar?" and walk away.
rudysayshi 4
dude he is beyond epic
beckybecks20 8
How cute!x)
Daralea 21
Wow, Mr. Mustard. That's a lot of work for something the parrot will probably not understand. Just take the food away immediately.
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
68- How so? All OP has to do is put the food by the cage instead of in it, drop one in, then say "look familiar?".... Oh, I see.
armyofficerwife 0
Ha hahahaha I hate birds.
HomeAl0ne 20
Nah, just wrap the cage in plastic cling film and dare it to do it again.
firegirl1993 21
"happy birthday to the ground!"
Shy_Anne 10
Smart ass bird
ohxdamnxkay02 12
can i please have your parrot?
emmanizzer 6
You are officially a parrot's bitch. Congratulations.
chell1894 13
68, parrots have the intelligence level of a 5 year old child. I think it would get the idea. He purposely did it because literally he thought it was funny. Like I know of a macaw that when she first meets people she'll wait and catch them off gaurd then expand her wing(huge birds) and say boo. And when any one jumps she literally laughs. They are manipulative smart animals. I love my parrot
dreamsorrow 3
I wish I was a bird that sounded so fun. Gratz though your a parrots bish
Daralea 21
Having to deal with kids on a daily basis I don't think comparing a parrot to a 5 year old is a very strong argument for your case.
kemando 22
Damn straight. His name's rascal.
skinthesnakes 6
He knows shaws brand when he sees it.
MagicallyFat 12
Hahaha a rebel parrot if I've ever heard of one
z620 0
Take away its food for a day or two then see how rebellious it is
prabhlem 0
He's teasing you(; haha
Btreasure 8
Hes got you whipped.
markrs 0
P.I.M.P. Parrot in misbehaving practice. Soon he will bitch slap you and teach you a lesson: "Polly wants a freakin' cracker!"
bizarre_ftw 22
P.I.M.P. P.A.R.R.O.T. I'm back again I know y'all missed me I'm so so sick can't handle it yeah I squawk shit just deal with it my wings are 23 inch and they're red on green Yeah they're my mien Diamonds all over my beaks You can try and try you can't beat me!
cradle6 13
Parrots do that all the time. They want attention, or something. Just teach it some heavy metal covers of ABBA songs.
darkmis1 18
Or get a dog and teach them to sing and play 80s songs.
inad101 0
you got that abba part from the fml below this
prettyinpunk1025 14
Thank you captain obvious!
sealed_with_a_sm 2
Cradle6 ... You're cute ;P
mk58 31
OP: *rage face* You ungrateful bastard!
CryMoreFMLs 15
I think OP's face relates to both our pictures.
mk58 31
Yeah, I definitely see it. *nods in agreement while maintaining rage face*
BronyVasNormandy 12
Your parrot knows he owns you. He's just mad you didn't make him the sammich he asked for. You're lucky he didn't bitch-slap you.
SmirkingRevenge_fml 7
Dude your parrot is a dick.
andieraimundo 0
Lawlz
omfg_creepers 8
Polly wants a god damn cracker!!!
bones_17 5
The parrot is smart lol best you be giving it more attention