Today, my mother is trying to convince me to divorce my husband. He has a tattoo of a skull on his shoulder and she believes this means he kills people. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying at my after-wedding party, after promising she'd behave herself. She thinks my husband is an awful person who'll drag me into a life of sin, all because he has a tattoo and an ear piercing. FML
Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
Today, I got a tattoo. My mom got upset and threw a bitch fit about how my body "is a temple and it belongs to God.” I told her, “My body, my choice.” She responded with, “Oh really? Well, my house, my choice who lives here. Pack your shit and get the fuck out.” I’m currently in my car with nowhere to go. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, my mom wants me to get an exorcism because piercings, tattoos, my own car, my own career, moving out of her house, and wanting zero contact with her from now on are "sure signs of demonic possession", maybe even the influence of Lucifer himself. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Today, my mother straight up admitted that she would murder me if God told her to. FML
Today, my mother-in-law constantly threatens to commit suicide, unless my husband pays her bills. He told me I don’t care about his happiness because I told him he can’t keep giving in to her guilt trips. FML
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EpicSquishii 21
Watch out before he gets you!!!
Molson87 3
Is that a duck face?
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Comments (183)
ManInTheMachine 20
Because they don't want to look like stupid asshats. Even though it's counter productive.
daydreamer244 13
Mother knows best.
noisebox 1
You tell him he's going to have it removed if he wants to stay married to you.
alpacaman 5
Do you have any idea how much that costs?!?!?
redmnky21 8
no it means he's poison geesh LOL
alpacaman 5
To mean you kill someone, you get a tattoo of a teardrop on you're cheek
ManInTheMachine 20
104- Nobody is stopping you from "spreading" your opinions. But honestly, saying something was a joke or sarcasm (when it obviously wasn't), instead of just admitting your comment was bad is setting yourself up to get attacked. But now you know for next time. ;)
jeragonm 15
The important thing is if there has been any suspicious activity from him lately and if the family pet is somehow horribly injured. If so run forest run. If not ignore your mom and love your husband!! Good luck with crazy family, I think everyone goes through it at some point in life.
jeragonm 15
Skulls with hearts! AWWWWWW
darkmis1 18
Only if he gets a tear tattooed on his face....
soad2014 7
Gah. I hate those kind of people! Can't people have one tattoo and not be judged? And for anyone who thinks "tattoos are a sin," there is a verse in Revelation that says, "For on his robe and on his thigh, it is written 'King of Kings, Lord of Lords." In a WWJD moment, if Jesus can have a tattoo, so can you!