Entitled parents suck.
Overreaching
Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Wtfbruhimmovingout
Toronto, Canada
Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
facepalm
Santa Rosa, United States
Today, my mother is trying to convince me to divorce my husband. He has a tattoo of a skull on his shoulder and she believes this means he kills people. FML
butihelppaythebills
Parenting 101
Today, I got a tattoo. My mom got upset and threw a bitch fit about how my body "is a temple and it belongs to God.” I told her, “My body, my choice.” She responded with, “Oh really? Well, my house, my choice who lives here. Pack your shit and get the fuck out.” I’m currently in my car with nowhere to go. FML
Anonymous
Las Vegas, United States
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying at my after-wedding party, after promising she'd behave herself. She thinks my husband is an awful person who'll drag me into a life of sin, all because he has a tattoo and an ear piercing. FML
InkedGirl
She'll get over it, one day, maybe
Today, is the day I got my first tattoo. It's also the day where my mom screamed at me, gave me the silent treatment, and kicked me out of the house. Apparently I’m not considered her daughter anymore, because my skin is “damaged” now. I don’t have other family anywhere, and I have nowhere to go. FML
whyme
Economic abuse
Today, I got my first tattoo. I felt good about it, until I told my mom, who was not happy. She responded by taking me out of her car insurance policy, family plan, and charging me for rent every month since I, "wanna be all grown up now.” FML
guess I'm stuck
Alamo, United States
Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML
Anonymous
Prince George, Canada
Naughty girl
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Top comments
Iifa 7
The good thing is your mum doesn't have a say unless she is the one dating your girlfriend. Her opinion is valid to her, your choice is to either hear her or leave her be. Your relationship and partners are no way regulated to be liked and accepted by your family, they do t have to live with the choice, you do. Only your girlfriend and you can make that choice.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Uptight mother or bad-girl lover. It's not a hard choice is it?
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Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Uptight mother or bad-girl lover. It's not a hard choice is it?
Iifa 7
The good thing is your mum doesn't have a say unless she is the one dating your girlfriend. Her opinion is valid to her, your choice is to either hear her or leave her be. Your relationship and partners are no way regulated to be liked and accepted by your family, they do t have to live with the choice, you do. Only your girlfriend and you can make that choice.
RichardPencil 32
Are your parents wealthy and do you stand to receive a fortune? If so, dump the inked-up bitch and find someone else. Otherwise, tell your mom to shut her piehole and keep banging your inked-up bitch.
poopface82 25
Close. If Mom’s loaded, pretend to dump her and see her on the sly. Then cash in when she kicks off.
JackWood 21
Just go ahead and get one for yourself.