Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I missed my bus by a minute. I called up my step-dad asking him if he could drive me because I had a test first period. After about calling him twenty times, and him not picking up, I saw him drive by the bus stop, pointing at me and laughing hysterically. FML
Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML
Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn't have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great. FML
Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML
Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML
Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML
Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML
Today, the bus came to pick up my daughter to take her to kindergarten. When it honked, I opened the door for her to let her run out to it. Halfway there, she tripped and started crying. I couldn't run out because I was still in my underwear. Now her bus thinks I'm the worst mom ever. FML
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
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chickunkey 0
Hahaha... bitch.
mellylicious 8
If you get a cold, get her sick too (;
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Comments (142)
chickunkey 0
Hahaha... bitch.
linstar 13
And when you're booking her into the old people's home 50 years from now you can remind her why you don't want her living with you!
fthislyfe 22
I can't believe what people say here about their parents...I mean, how could a mom or dad do these kinds of things? I'm sorry for OP
EnEl_Infierno 15
#13 Nah I think op mom is cool, she was following him I'm sure she wouldn't let anything happen to him, and most likely just laughing because op probably didn't notice her following him/her for awhile, I mean who doesn't recognize their own parents car.
Keyman1212 14
Here's what I want to know. If you take the school bus, why is your mom following you? Shouldn't she just pick you up from school every day instead?
novair 5
was your mom high?
italianbby 11
"I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home."
EnEl_Infierno 15
32 His mom probably picks him up at a bus stop or waits for him at home, and since he "missed" his bus and wasn't at either, at what I guessing is at usually set time and since it was raining, I'm sure op mom probably had enough common sense to figure out that he was walking and went to look for him.
GlitteryMasakali 1
Mmm save money, purchase a car of your own.
dre_bro11 12
OP, when she's too old to drive, you do the exact same to her if you see her walking. Only, that'd make you a dick, cause she's old. But in all seriousness, if she was following you for a long time, then you need to start paying more attention to your surroundings, because that could have been a pedophile following you, and you wouldn't have had a clue.
Keyman1212 14
40, here's the point I'd like to make with your comment. If she did use all that deductive reasoning to figure that her child is out walking home in the rain, and if she's going out to find him, why should she be a douche rag and not pick OP up, after all that effort.
ImFrackinBored 13
Invest in a longboard if your not 16 yet. Best 300 bucks ever spent.
funnyshitt 0
Or a bike best $100 ever spent
Trololololololo_fml 7
CUT HER ALLOWANCE. She was naughty, so you might wanna make her go to the naughty corner as well.
EnEl_Infierno 15
63 You're giving me a headache, read the Op post correctly and comment 17 above you, then read your posts, and this time try and use a bit of basic comprehension skills, if you still don't get it, I'm not going to get into it with someone who still obviously lacks the comprehension of a 6 grader. And I will not make the mistake of commenting to you again.
Bekeliyr 10
Only in Jersey...
PoisonParadise 0
67- omfg yes.
aFMLfann4life 0
Wow, I'm so sorry :(
UniquelyMine 0
Forgiven
Dr_Jalepenos 0
I don't understand y she was laughing
abbyelizabeth 9
Yeah that sucks. Invest in a small umbrella for future purposes maybe?
Katana9990 3
fake an gay!!! its ******* 100 degrees
mellylicious 8
If you get a cold, get her sick too (;
StoryOfTheYear 15
Her retirement home will be the best money can buy, I'm sure.
cardinallove 11
I totally agree!!
Xathanos 16
Why the best money can buy? The almost reasonable ones are still good. I heard that, there's good stories to hear from the retirees, and they serve milk and cookies =) well so I heard..
StoryOfTheYear 15
Naww, if OP wanted to save money they'd send her to some shithole that only serves the seniors the cookies so they die of thirst.
enonymous 9
You guys need to watch 60minutes.. It gives better retirement home reviews than yelp
SimpleMinds_fml 7
Xanthos - just to let you know. Nursing/retirement homes are rampant with elderly abuse. It has become a huge, and disgusting, issue.
divine69 0
I'd just wait till she needs a wheelchair
Tonje__Langeteig 0
HAHAHA MEE TO THAT STUPID HOE IS A BITCH FACE HOE HAHAHA
Malkria 1
I would have screamed STRANGER DANGER!!!!
Xathanos 16
Well, don't worry Karma is a vengeful person, they'll help you out >=D
StoryOfTheYear 15
**** it, we need a boat.
THE_A_TEEN 28
**** that, we need a jet ski, riding the wave's of bullshit, in style.
GabbyCharityM 0
I'M ON A BOAT..
GabbyCharityM 0
IM ON A BOAT..
DrFuzzyPickles 9
Im just going to take a wild guess here.. But I'm pretty sure karma's not a person..
KennKenn 0
I bet she was listening to Rihanna's "Umbrella" in the car too.
Deathhound 27
Haha, could always be!
beebeeL 1
Punch her in the jaw make sure she never laughs again !!!!!
not_cool808 14
i would have call the cops on her for stalking you. then tell them you didnt know it was your mom who has been following you.