Today, my mother is trying to convince me to divorce my husband. He has a tattoo of a skull on his shoulder and she believes this means he kills people. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying at my after-wedding party, after promising she'd behave herself. She thinks my husband is an awful person who'll drag me into a life of sin, all because he has a tattoo and an ear piercing. FML
Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
Today, I got a tattoo. My mom got upset and threw a bitch fit about how my body "is a temple and it belongs to God.” I told her, “My body, my choice.” She responded with, “Oh really? Well, my house, my choice who lives here. Pack your shit and get the fuck out.” I’m currently in my car with nowhere to go. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, my mom wants me to get an exorcism because piercings, tattoos, my own car, my own career, moving out of her house, and wanting zero contact with her from now on are "sure signs of demonic possession", maybe even the influence of Lucifer himself. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Today, my mother straight up admitted that she would murder me if God told her to. FML
Today, my mother-in-law constantly threatens to commit suicide, unless my husband pays her bills. He told me I don’t care about his happiness because I told him he can’t keep giving in to her guilt trips. FML
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EpicSquishii 21
Watch out before he gets you!!!
Molson87 3
Is that a duck face?
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Comments (183)
Rocky007 15
I'm with your mom on this one.
laden_swallow09 35
Uh-huh, and if you really, truly didn't care what we thought of your opinions and what you think to be humorous, you wouldn't feel compelled to defend yourself. Apathy fail.
MTZ8590 4
well, most gang-bangers/gang-members use skulls to show how many people they've killed. good luck!
tinydoll21306 0
Ok I'm a 20 year old gilr n I have a skull n roses tattoo on my right arm. Its just a tatto hope ur mom relizes that n gives ya a break!
sandinthewaves 5
Everyone needs a hobby.
urbanimpression 6
Tell her to stop playing Runescape so much haha
monkey27 0
Hey sounds like 1 of my friends hahahaha
Glidefedt 6
Satan himself!
ebfbruh 0
She has a point
bprince25 0
I must be in really bad shape since I have one over my heart.