Today, my mother is trying to convince me to divorce my husband. He has a tattoo of a skull on his shoulder and she believes this means he kills people. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying at my after-wedding party, after promising she'd behave herself. She thinks my husband is an awful person who'll drag me into a life of sin, all because he has a tattoo and an ear piercing. FML
Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
Today, I got a tattoo. My mom got upset and threw a bitch fit about how my body "is a temple and it belongs to God.” I told her, “My body, my choice.” She responded with, “Oh really? Well, my house, my choice who lives here. Pack your shit and get the fuck out.” I’m currently in my car with nowhere to go. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, my mom wants me to get an exorcism because piercings, tattoos, my own car, my own career, moving out of her house, and wanting zero contact with her from now on are "sure signs of demonic possession", maybe even the influence of Lucifer himself. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Today, my mother straight up admitted that she would murder me if God told her to. FML
Today, my mother-in-law constantly threatens to commit suicide, unless my husband pays her bills. He told me I don’t care about his happiness because I told him he can’t keep giving in to her guilt trips. FML
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EpicSquishii 21
Watch out before he gets you!!!
Molson87 3
Is that a duck face?
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Comments (183)
sidewaysponytail 0
Even though I don't think tattoos are attractive, it's his own way of expressing himself. So she should let him do what he wants
dellis44 7
skulls are the symbols of death. I'd be on the lookout.
CrazyManNo9 29
Stupid tattoo just means you're an idiot not a killer.
charvisioku 22
Yeah, because everyone with ink is an idiot by default. Your logic is dazzling, my friend. *Facepalm*
thatKidzmOm 10
Let's add the fact that you've never seen this man's tattoo so who are you to say its stupid? It might mean something to him that no one would EVER guess.
CrazyManNo9 29
That is not what I said. At all.
hecallsmedarlin 7
116-yeah, you did.
somewizdom 15
Tell him what your mom said. See how that plays out.
mellophone21 0
Could be worse....... a Swastika!
OhDearBetrayal 25
I am quite offended. My swastika tattoo shouldn't distract away from my big non unconditionally loving heart.
Calyx_fml 22
He might kill your mother.
juggaletteninja 0
Rhianna, slash, Ben Affleck, Kelly osbourne, Mickey rourke, and nick cave to name a few...
SadIife 6
Stereotypes, when will people stop judging others based on their appearances / cultures / citizenship, etc.?
challan 19
I'm actually planning my first tattoo as we speak! (type?) the only reason I want to get the rubber duckie is because I kill those little bastards ever chance I get. Changing my FML name to duckie killer. Get your mom into LA Ink or something. Open her eyes a bit. You CAN teach an old dog new tricks, it just takes work. Good luck.
suzy90 1
Well yeah! Us folks with tattoos are horrible people!