Today, my mother is trying to convince me to divorce my husband. He has a tattoo of a skull on his shoulder and she believes this means he kills people. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying at my after-wedding party, after promising she'd behave herself. She thinks my husband is an awful person who'll drag me into a life of sin, all because he has a tattoo and an ear piercing. FML
Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
Today, I got a tattoo. My mom got upset and threw a bitch fit about how my body "is a temple and it belongs to God.” I told her, “My body, my choice.” She responded with, “Oh really? Well, my house, my choice who lives here. Pack your shit and get the fuck out.” I’m currently in my car with nowhere to go. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, my mom wants me to get an exorcism because piercings, tattoos, my own car, my own career, moving out of her house, and wanting zero contact with her from now on are "sure signs of demonic possession", maybe even the influence of Lucifer himself. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Today, my mother straight up admitted that she would murder me if God told her to. FML
Today, my mother-in-law constantly threatens to commit suicide, unless my husband pays her bills. He told me I don’t care about his happiness because I told him he can’t keep giving in to her guilt trips. FML
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EpicSquishii 21
Watch out before he gets you!!!
Molson87 3
Is that a duck face?
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Comments (183)
Hald 10
YDI.. I don't get what people see in tattoo's they are all ugly when they are new, and later they look even more ugly.. People stop ruining your bodies!
ghostmaya123 11
You my friend are a closed minded person, although you may see it as "ruining ones body" i see it as expresses myself, be more open minded!!!!!!
charvisioku 22
Mate, you haven't seen every tattoo in the world so you can't really make such a sweeping statement.
Tempest559 12
If she thinks a skull on his shoulder is bad she would freak out if she saw all mine.
olivetree_616 6
People shouldn't judge others by there tattoo's but by there personality
zach5tay 2
Your mom is probably one of those people that think people with tattoos are bad. Right?
ThatEmoVeganChic 0
Some people just don't understand creative expression.
RedPillSucks 33
Certain tattoo's change meaning depending on how popular/mainstream it becomes. The spiderweb tattoo and the eye teardrop tattoos had specific meaning in KKK or prison circles, but I've seen it on people that I'm relatively sure are not in the KKK or have not been to prison to earn a teardrop. They just think it's cool without understanding its meaning. Kind of like people wearing their pants low.
mazdamanpr5 3
You don't have to go to prison to earn a tear drop. If you see a teardrop that isn't filled in, it means they are mourning the loss of a friend/homie. If the teardrop is filled in, that means that revenge has been completed and not necessarily by the individual, however in most cases they are!
kristophen 3
Maybe he kills taliban in the us military and he cant tell you
emstar828 4
I have quite a few tattoos and piercings, my siblings and 3 out of 4 parents as well. Now here's the thing; people have different perceptions of meaning and different opinions in general on body mods. Im not one to sit there and say "everyone get a tat! why dont you have a tat!" as long as youre not one to bitch about what i do with my body. Let her say what she wants OP; as long as youre comfortable with him, then **** her. =)
10121995 0
Or he just likes skulls...?
ProhibitionRose 14
Rofl your mother would think my husband is the devil if she saw his tattoos!