Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
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Top comments
Angelice_fml 0
She was no right invading into your love life.
lizzypooh36 18
I'm gonna assume she wasn't too fond of the boyfriend. im sorry, that sucks. something my mom would do though.
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Comments (190)
Tristan22 0
You should throw a brick at her eye
justlikeme79 9
...Puntiation? Seriously? Who's semi-literate again?
cinderella10383 6
Punctuation even
spazticdonkey 0
Sue her
tj4234 36
remind your mum that hacking is illegal, and that if she did call the police you would report her.
princessmollysue 9
Aww that really sucks !
anahlicious 10
What a fucken bitch! You should change all your passwords and give her the silent treatment for quite awhile. Sorry OP :(
Spyderbane 10
This is not hacking. this is called cracking. Hacking is to make hardware go beyond the abilities of the intended software. Calling this hacking is like calling a burglar a locksmith. Script kiddies have degenerated this to a slang title.
THE_A_TEEN 28
To the moron called "Spyderbane", if you would have read the intelligent comments, IT IS HACKING. ...but thanks for bashing my generation once again, moron.
Spyderbane 10
THE_A_TEEN - Congratulations on retarding your generation!
Sirin_fml 47
Technically, it is neither.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Apperantly, one person can dumb down any generation and cause the mass retardation of humanity, hooray for bullshit!!! (sarcasm) Really now, you taking your arguement to such measures like making me the sole catalyst for the retardation of humanity. :sigh: People...
Spyderbane 10
Stop think so highly of yourself! You are just the avatar for idiocracy.
horneyhic 15
As long as ur mom can't prove stauteory rape or domestic violence and theres no restraining order the cops can't do anything about who u see and talk to however she can still punish you for seeing him
lifeisfulloffmls 1
Haha wow. My mom totally would have done that lol