Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
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Angelice_fml 0
She was no right invading into your love life.
lizzypooh36 18
I'm gonna assume she wasn't too fond of the boyfriend. im sorry, that sucks. something my mom would do though.
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Comments (190)
yswt 12
I am sorry but, that taught you a lesson - use a strong password.
OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6
that's some fancy french insertion in your sentence. I am baffled, or should I say, en extase (google it)
romkuglen 1
Wow your mother is a douch....
enderless 6
"hacked my Facebook" = "I forgot to sign out of Facebook and she got on"
Levvy 22
No way. Mom is part of the l33t crew. She's up in the middle of the night popping X and complaining on IRC with her Usenet buddies about script kiddies these days. Actually, no, you're probably right.
Joshawott 21
"Hack" into her facebook and post a status about how she's "having an affair with the milkman" or that "the postman always comes with a big package just for me ;)". Seriously though...what a jerk. Oh and next time - log out.
Joshawott 21
Actually, I am your English teacher. I'm transferring into your year two class after the Christmas holidays. P.S. Santa isn't real
gundamexia 0
kick her in the balls, she clearly has some... metaphorically
LullzKitteh 1
no no no! balls are squishy and tender! the proper metaphor is ******, as in "grow a ******", Cuz vaginas can take a pounding!
brittk23 0
hahahahaha weird.....cause I know someone that this JUST happened to. And it happened because you were caught smoking weed at school, suspended, then your parents found sexts in your phone to your bf. Lol hopefully it's not you?
LullzKitteh 1
Hundred bucks says OP's 13 and bf is 18. But he *really* loves her, honest!
zehbruh 16
My mom used to make me give her my Facebook password. Because of things like this, I would immediately change it afterwards. Sucks to be you, OP.