Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Thanks but no thanks
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Fight your own battles
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
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Xuphra 0
Wow.. hard to explain how angry I would have been...
greg1234567890_fml 2
i feel mad at MY mom from listening to this.
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Comments (82)
Xuphra 0
Wow.. hard to explain how angry I would have been...
sucks4you09 0
OP r u gay?
AngryNinja 1
no he's a guy with a BOYFRIEND. not gay at /all/. wow. and if you're being homophobic, don't post anymore. it's not like he wants you to be gay with him. op, I am so sorry. your mother needs a life and some satisfaction in the bed if she feels the need to pretend to be her gay son. that's beyond ****** up.
lolpwntdumass 0
Lol your a guy. A gay guy. With a messed up mother. Your life defenitely sucks.
joker141 0
fag
Crush89 0
you need tabs on you!
42billybob 5
evidently a homophobic mother.
YouFailForLife 7
are you retarded #12? How can you be a guy with a boyfriend...and not be gay? You dumb shit
themikal 0
What about the boyfriends perspective? Today, I had a very sexxy chat with my girlfriend on aim, until I found out it was her mom I've been talking with. FML while for OP, YDI for not having a god damn password.
WilliamBueller 0
Haha... Do you know what sarcasm is?
UnluckyDom 0
Tell me, everyone calling him gay, where does it say he's a guy?
Falerix 0
Top right corner.
duke_nukem_25299 0
43 maybe 12 was being sarcastic
strikeeagle 3
wut if op put in wrong info at fml and instead of putting girl she put boy?
melmcr 0
your mom most definitely deserves payback
greg1234567890_fml 2
i feel mad at MY mom from listening to this.
Rickityraou 0
your telling my I just woke my sic mother up and SLAPPED her
hedgehogs 0
NO possible excuse for your mother's behavior. I would think you'd be wise never to trust her again.
killerviral 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
she wants to have a threesome wit u uskxjzjduskdkdkdkdkdlskdsldlkdldkdkdkfkdkdd poopfcv
babyveronica 0
well if I were you I would keep my boyfriend away from my mom lol
jmrico 0
Disgusting and taboo.
azreal_13 0
I think it's time to change your password
T1A2Z3 35
Maybe she/he doesn't even have AIM and their mum just made an account?
Freeze_fml 17
In before homophobes!
gladiaintu 0
WTF your own mother that is ****** up!!!!!!!
EscherEnigma 0
Are the chat logs interesting?
Pikachu206 2
wow that stinks.