Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
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Top comments
Angelice_fml 0
She was no right invading into your love life.
lizzypooh36 18
I'm gonna assume she wasn't too fond of the boyfriend. im sorry, that sucks. something my mom would do though.
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Comments (190)
lizzypooh36 18
I'm gonna assume she wasn't too fond of the boyfriend. im sorry, that sucks. something my mom would do though.
perdix 31
Or she's VERY fond of the boyfriend and needs to break him up from her daughter so she can have a shot at him. Watching ... too much ... MILF ... ****!
flockz 20
or she's VERY fond of her daughter and-- nevermind.
AliCat18 12
Your mom needs to learn boundries! that sucks. im sorry
memob123 0
Flockz's comment was better
jackassiddy 8
Perdix.. be honest.. is there ever too much?
verlorenerFall 8
I don't remember seeing a comment that blamed OP at all..
SuperKnuckels 6
people in facebook are stupid ** Knowing a persons password isnt hacking!!! **
KeyboardWarrior 10
1, Just wondering; is that supposed to be a picture of your ****, or is it just a bad angle?
kkeener12 5
You belong in the #MYMOTHERISANUTJOB! club! Your qualifications are astounding, some of the best i've ever seen! And that's a new one--mom breaking up with your boyfriend for you? whoa, hard core
Spottedfeather 7
Hacking is not using someone's info to get into their page. Hacking is using programs and your own skills to figure out someone's info to get into their page. You're stupid for not knowing the difference.
cinderella10383 6
Umm spotted feather you just proved his point doesn't matter either way you are trying to get their info and logging into something that isn't yours that is hacking!! Re read your comment dude and tell me what the difference is. You are not the brightest bulb in the box
lizzypooh36 18
it's not supposed to be a pic of my boobs. it cropped my picture :/
CalebEatsZombies 2
So do you like to be on top or bottom? Or the middle eh?
katt_is_here 24
Goddammit. Knowing someone's information in order to log into their account ISN'T hacking. Going through the coding of a computer to find it IS hacking. Learn the difference.
schalk 12
Nope, hacking by definition, is gaining access to accounts/passwords etc using computer magic to bypass security measures. I'm pretty sure this counts as identity theft which is still a criminal offense regardless of your relation to the person in question.
Angelice_fml 0
She was no right invading into your love life.
KiddNYC1O 22
I have a hunch that the mother has a valid reason for resorting to those measures.
Every1luvsfmls 6
A female hacking? crap, their learning!
hardonforjesus 10
*they're, think you'd better start learning too
grahambertus 11
Nor do the cops. That threat is invalid because what can they do to stop her from loving him
ssbtoday 3
Punch her in the ovaries!
topie_fml 6
Make sure it's a falcon punch
luhar 7
Scrambled eggs.
stevenmx86 8
By hacked do you mean "got on the account that i failed to log off of"? OP's mom is 1337
The_Troller 14
Damn you ninja'd me by a minute
happyhak 5
Either that or OP's password is too easy to guess...
The_Troller 14
123456?
Llamacod 11
Or password
Kog_Hiro 17
10... Appeal to Reason. Awesome
every1luvsboners 11
Plant some meth in your moms tampon, then call the cops on her. Tell them she takes it straight in the vag.
Grimmerie 31
He did it to me last weekend.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Don't most tampons come in individual packages? OP would need to get in there after her mom opens the tampon, possibly even after it has already been inserted. Just wanted to give you all a nice mental image to kick start your day.
Falassalond 16
Aaaaaahhhhh! My mind's eyes!!!!! -covers forehead and closes eyes as he runs into the nearest wall, knocking him out-
awesomelikethat 0
WTF?
The_Troller 14
Something tells me she didn't "hack" it. You just left it open on a shared computer. EDIT: Ninja'd
UnicornHooker 0
Thank **** somebody has enough sense to know the difference between knowing somebody's password and "hacking" them.
TLCisme 0
I think it was just an obvious point to portray she got onto her account without saying anything- just in simpler terms without your smarter then that, pull the crayon out of your brain.
xoxomariahkxoxo 6
Hahaa nice pic
yomommma 6
Just let him know it wasn't you and sign out.
tylersign 11
Your mom sounds nice.
stevenmx86 8
It annoys me that "hacked" has become synonymous with "got on my account". The world is getting more and more stupid..
THE_A_TEEN 28
Hey moron, if the op's mom got in op's facebook WITHOUT OP's PERMISSION and used it for purposes like breaking up with her boyfriend then IT IS HACKING. You're the stupid one.
DioMaledica 14
Lol i thought hacking involved cracking series of difficult codes or some sh*t like that in order to breach secure files then again I'm not an expert in this field.
shoopd 19
Hacking - Gaining access to an account or system through exploits, vulnerabilities, or misconfigurations. Taking advantage of stupidity - What OPs mother did.
Spyderbane 10
103 This is called cracking! If someone broke into your home would you call them a locksmith? The term hacking has been degenerated into logging in to someone account with their password.
DioMaledica 14
Thank you now I am one step further to becoming an expert in this so called hacking. ;)
NotDave 0
103, today you learn this lesson: Do not call others morons when making a completely ******* stupid argument.
rcloca 10
How Rude. Never give mom your Facebook password!