Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend removed me from Facebook last week. Turns out she didn't want me to see pics of her with a new boyfriend. How I found out? My coworker, her new boyfriend, left his messenger open during lunch. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
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lucious_mama 0
wow... sound like something my mom would do if she wasn't always to drunk to learn how to use a computer
dax002 0
**** your mums life for being a selfish bitch. op I feel sorry for you as no one deserves parents like that.
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lucious_mama 0
wow... sound like something my mom would do if she wasn't always to drunk to learn how to use a computer
PurpleMonkeysFor 0
wow.. what à terrible mother... f your life !
Blame_The_Dog 0
That's what I was thinking what a bad mother I hope she gets an STD from her bf
LoganBballin16 0
you should add him on facebook and tell him who u r lol
dax002 0
**** your mums life for being a selfish bitch. op I feel sorry for you as no one deserves parents like that.
greatnt249 0
You take the Interwebz way too seriously, #7, if you take personal affronts to, of all things, being unfriended on Facebook. How about basing REAL emotions on REAL personal interactions instead of boohooing about how many people are (not) in your pseudosocial network?
aricTB 0
you take the Internet too seriously. stop looking so much into it.
AziraLevana 2
46: It wasn't the defriending. It was the reason for it, that was the FML.
OMGJASMiNE 0
hahaha wow that's pretty sad I'd add him n say heyy my moms on yur friendz (:
HybridTheory_fml 0
Are you Turkish??
OMGJASMiNE 0
no why?
Yaseeher 0
12 are you?
JGood08 1
i eat turkey, does that matter?
edgerrin00 0
22, duh
OMGJASMiNE 0
wait why do I look Turkish ? is that good or bad?(x
Yaseeher 0
64 you don't look Turkish. good or bad? it's just another nationality. nothing big. and it's Turkiye countries name not turkey.
xNephilim 19
That's only kind of right. As far as I know, Turkiye is only the way Turkish people spell it. In Germany it's Türkei and in the US it IS Turkey. So, yeah.
HybridTheory_fml 0
6, you took it right from my tongue's edge!
Hyperactiveee 0
i agree with 6 I'd do that aswell
rllrgrl 0
Add him or even just send him a message! PS. What a bitch move from your mom.
BoB_bOb 0
thats rare.. who adds their mom to their fb friends nyway?
CreepyGuy666 2
not me ;)
tairii 0
some of us have to or it will be years of hearing things like, 'Why don't you like me?' and 'What do you have to hide?' because our mother's are emotionally needy and manipulative. The only upside is that you can make a special friend's list for your mother and adjust your privacy settings so that she sees nothing when looking at your page.
amazingjane 0
#18. Really, that's awesome. I must learn how to do this. I guess I can't do it from my phone.
gz_fml 0
I do, I don't really keep secrets from my mother, and I 'm fine with her knowing what is on my wall. It sometimes causes me to edit things I was going to say, but thats ok because if a person does not want their mom to hear what they are saying, they probably do not want other people to hear it as well.
rawrcupcakesz 0
my little sister tells everyone I am her ex girlfriend. it's weird tho.