Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML
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Jall8089 9
Actually, she’s stupid. I dated a guy in high school whose mom didn’t like me because of my ethnicity. (get this, it was a WWII issue because she was really old; this was in the 80’s and had him when she was in her 40’s). Anyway, we eventually broke up, but not until she’d ruined her relationship with him. I’m now the mom of three adult children, and believe me, they dated people I could not stand. But I had enough faith in them to believe that they’d figure it out eventually, and they always did. Because I never gave them a hard time, I was the one they came to when those relationships ended, and we’re all still close. Your boyfriend’s mom will either learn her lesson or she’ll end up sad and lonely and wondering why her son doesn’t like her.
smoochmysnoot 6
Please reconsider this relationship. She is very unlikely to change this behavior, no matter how long you two stay together. I speak from experience.
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Jall8089 9
Actually, she’s stupid. I dated a guy in high school whose mom didn’t like me because of my ethnicity. (get this, it was a WWII issue because she was really old; this was in the 80’s and had him when she was in her 40’s). Anyway, we eventually broke up, but not until she’d ruined her relationship with him. I’m now the mom of three adult children, and believe me, they dated people I could not stand. But I had enough faith in them to believe that they’d figure it out eventually, and they always did. Because I never gave them a hard time, I was the one they came to when those relationships ended, and we’re all still close. Your boyfriend’s mom will either learn her lesson or she’ll end up sad and lonely and wondering why her son doesn’t like her.
smoochmysnoot 6
Please reconsider this relationship. She is very unlikely to change this behavior, no matter how long you two stay together. I speak from experience.
bidet 10
Sadly, this is true - she won't change. So make the best of a bad situation. Get her to pay you to break up with him.
tiptoppc 21
Or be like me. Marry in spite and troll that bitch MIL every day with a shit eating grin on your face. I love causing my MIL and in-laws discomfort and psychological pain. Gives me a boner to know how much they hate me. It’s nuclear revenge