Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML
Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML
Today, I learned that my mom's laptop was originally my Christmas gift. She opened it and decided she liked it so much she should have it. I got hot rollers. FML
Today, I hired a cleaner to clean my apartment so when my in-laws visited tonight, they wouldn't think I was lazy. I got home from work, the cleaner hadn't shown at all, and my in-laws had arrived early. My mother-in-law is now mopping the floors. FML
Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML
Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML
Today, my wife gave me my Christmas gift, a novelty kitchen sponge, then suggested I try it out on the sink full of dishes. FML
Today, my sister gave me a early Christmas present. It's lice. FML
Today, I told my boss I need a scrub brush to properly clean the stairs at my workplace. She gave me an old toothbrush. FML
Today, my mother flipped out that I spent $20 on a gift for myself for my birthday. Instead of getting a gift for me, she spent $300 on a new vacuum cleaner, and claims that we didn't have enough left in our budget to spend on me. FML
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Top comments
aliaysleighbasic 0
get her some laundry detergent and an iron and give her the same crap reasoning back about taking care of your clothes... people don't like it when the tables are turned back at em.
Elphie7 0
you're lucky you have floors to mop.
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Comments (103)
biskitbukit 7
Well, you do a bad job and btw it's not a Christmas gift.
psaphier 9
how much do you charge to do large houses?
mintcar 10
OP, Swiffer gives cleaning a whole new meaning. Duh. She clearly should've went with a Swiffer. Well, there's always your birthday.
kratos1586 0
hey u should be grateful!....now wen u clean it will b easier ^_^
iheartglasses 0
Id still do a crappy job to make her mad
monkey3485 0
I just got one of those for my birthday! but I asked for it :)
FunnyAllDaTime 0
I want one
whitey5231 0
your moms a bitch I'm sorry fyl
stevenmx86 8
Is cleaning her floors something sexual? Why is it in quotes? Like "shave the runway" or something lol
smashgrab 0
Well? Get to moppin!