Anonymous
Today, my sister gave me a early Christmas present. It's lice. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML
minder97
Canada
Keep them to yourself, buddy
Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML
Dandruff
France
Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML
bob
London, United Kingdom
Today, while doing our Christmas shopping, my sister showed me a product that she really hated. The same one I bought her for Christmas. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML
Anonymous
Clarksville, United States
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
caliibbyy
Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML
benjavel71
Prairie Grove, United States
Today, I thought about going to visit an old girlfriend of mine with hopes of getting a little head. Unfortunately, I didn't know it would be head lice I'd get. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned that my mom's laptop was originally my Christmas gift. She opened it and decided she liked it so much she should have it. I got hot rollers. FML
Taylor
United States
Sorority
Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML
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tosdyke 16
...well, sharing is caring!
trucker2 33
Send her bed bugs and call it even
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Comments (13)
idiotstar123 18
Well that wasn't very lice
Pogo4lyfe 1
If it's head lice I agree, your life sucks. But if it's pubic lice, you deserved it.
Lalala579121 28
Did you really have to go there?
Arashikage 18
Speaking from personal experience?
tosdyke 16
...well, sharing is caring!
cootiequeen4444 11
Tell her you heard Vasoline kills off lice on your head while also making it easier to get the eggs off. Which it does. At least it worked for me and my family during our epidemic over a decade ago. But the catch is Vasoline does NOT come off easily. We were all taking turns showering the entire day as well as the next. And while one's hair is vasoline-y, one tends to feel gross as shit. Have literally feels gross.. I would suggest leaving out the part about Vasoline being a bugger to wash out. all in all, it's really a catch-22 solution. && Maybe good for revenge that isn't tooooo malicious. As I'm sure your sister did not mean to give you lice. It's terribly hard not to get it once someone you live with gets infested.. (p.s. did anyone else start scratching their head at the mention of 'lice'? )
syliss15 5
dawn and hot water a few times or a much worked for my Mother when we were kids
RichardPencil 32
I don't like nit-picking, but... I don't think you'll like nit-picking, either!
trucker2 33
Send her bed bugs and call it even
RichardPencil 32
What a lousy gift!
maritime1992 5
Better than herpes, I'd say.
jgriff79 23
The gift that keeps on giving!
jpchavez97 29
This same exact thing happened to me last year