Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I realised my dad speaks to me the same way he speaks to my dog when she's done something bad. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Dogsbody
Today, I noticed that my dad scolds me in the same tone of voice that he uses to scold our two dogs. Gives a whole new meaning to being treated like a dog. FML
LoveMeMother
Starved
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Johndoe
Good boy
Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML
TrulyYours
United States
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
nerderer
Duluth, United States
Today, my dad decided that the best way to alleviate my crippling depression is to talk to me in a baby voice. FML
izu
United States
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Cecilly2010
Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML
When all else fails, talk to the kitty
United States
My one true friend
Today, I realized my cat responds to and interacts with me when I talk to her more than my own parents do when I talk to them. Actually, that statement applies to pretty much everyone I know. FML
Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML
anonomys
Canada
Today, my husband compared me to his parents' dog. Why? Because when I sleep, I fart and scare myself awake. Just like his parents' dog. FML
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faifai_fml 21
does he smack you with a rolled up newspaper too?
Stunsz 0
Its not that bad? I mean if it works with the dog why not with you?
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Comments (80)
MAGNAVOX 0
This FML sounds so familiar!
mattman1994 0
Stop slobbering drinking from the toilet and chewing on your ass. Problem solved
legonut6 0
Stop being stupid and bad. YDI for being stupid and bad. If you weren't stupid and bad, then he wouldn't speak to you in the same voice that he does the dog. Anyone wanna gø for inverse, converse, and/or contrapositive?
MAGNAVOX 0
(the dad yelling at OP) " Stupid bitch, What did I tell you about ******** on the carpet! You're sleeping outside tonight!"
legonut6 0
I guess you're an AC-130 transformer who transforms into a lolrific human.
Xavi89 0
don't vote for Pedro!!!
MAGNAVOX 0
My name isn't Pedro and I am not running for president. Ac-130 pic got copied by someone else, not fun anymore!
Xavi89 0
you sure look like him!
MAGNAVOX 0
Umm thanks? I guess? :D
Xavi89 0
no problem.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
<BAD GIRL!)
xVictoriaDreamz 0
lol ur cute(:
Masenko7 12
bohoo get over it.
joseph42424233 0
nice Job copying someone elses fml and just changing the words. loser
imaginaryvoice 18
"No! Sit! Down, dumb dog! Potty OUTSIDE. You go potty OUTSIDE!"
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
why was that moderated? we can't use emojis now?!
sloppyflow 1
ydi op.. ydi...
buckin_fitches 0
what's ur point?
Lainett 0
she obviously doesn't feel respected with the tone her dad talks to her in. although it might just be she is bad like the dog hahahah
ryan0212 0
I like your hair!
Lainett 0
thanks :D
anorexicbarbie 8
You look like Hayley Williams! And I love your hair too!
bryan4595 0
maybe it's because your dad considers her a female dog
Lainett 0
you won't believe how many times I hear that haha! thanks!
MissErikaHart 0
I was always punished with respect
perdix 31
Quit being a bitch.
FMLsohardithurts 0
I remember you perdix , you're the **** who had a go at someone spelling "colour" differently, and caused an hour long argument. **** you, dickweed,
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
ohh I get it now!!! bitch=female dog!!
jakii_ 0
lol whos perdix
ScreamingDay 0
Stop labelling, and get a REAL picture, asshole. Scene kids aren't different then anyone else, they just happen to dress differently then you, and you can't accept that.
jakii_ 0
chill dude it's a joke. half of my friends are "scene". and stfu like you don't label too. "asshole"
jakii_ 0
at least i have a picture
anorexicbarbie 8
51 Butthurt much?
Ratracer 6
WTF is a 'scene kid'?
Freeze_fml 17
A sad excuse for a person.
keenflow 2
How is this considered a fml...? Your were on earth before the dog so technically he talks to the dog the same way he talks to you. Either way what does it matter? It's not like he's buying it shoes or taking it bowling so really there's not that big of a problem here dude...
Erindub 0
Is your name Rover too
dragonaair 5
Because THAT'S an FML...
zun19a 0
yay for having a guy brain!
underaegis 0
lol guy brain= sexsex sexsexsexT.V.sexsexsexsex sexvideogamessexsexsex PS your not really fat just chubby; which I've heard is hot. "things could always be worse, for instance you could be ugly and work in the post office." -Adrine E. Gustto
Xavi89 0
lol!
Icyyy 0
D:< My dads's talked to me in that voice ever since I remember. He talks to my mom that way too. Meh.
Stunsz 0
Its not that bad? I mean if it works with the dog why not with you?
emmyers 0
ha!
ChubbyCake 5
That was the OP's father.
drawing_a_blank 0
HOW is that an FML?