Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML
Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML
Today, I learned that my mom's laptop was originally my Christmas gift. She opened it and decided she liked it so much she should have it. I got hot rollers. FML
Today, I hired a cleaner to clean my apartment so when my in-laws visited tonight, they wouldn't think I was lazy. I got home from work, the cleaner hadn't shown at all, and my in-laws had arrived early. My mother-in-law is now mopping the floors. FML
Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML
Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML
Today, my wife gave me my Christmas gift, a novelty kitchen sponge, then suggested I try it out on the sink full of dishes. FML
Today, my sister gave me a early Christmas present. It's lice. FML
Today, I told my boss I need a scrub brush to properly clean the stairs at my workplace. She gave me an old toothbrush. FML
Today, my mother flipped out that I spent $20 on a gift for myself for my birthday. Instead of getting a gift for me, she spent $300 on a new vacuum cleaner, and claims that we didn't have enough left in our budget to spend on me. FML
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Top comments
aliaysleighbasic 0
get her some laundry detergent and an iron and give her the same crap reasoning back about taking care of your clothes... people don't like it when the tables are turned back at em.
Elphie7 0
you're lucky you have floors to mop.
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Comments (103)
aidanawesome 0
poop
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
She's getting ready to retire. Hope you can make good sammies!
Lainett 0
do you enjoy cleaning maybe? if not fyl haha
Masenko7 12
OH NOAZ
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
You got a Christmas gift way before Christmas that will make your job quicker and easier and leave you with more free time, and you're complaining.
FunnyWeasel 7
oh no she didn't!
fritz2 0
I'm first haha gg chap
fritz2 0
I'm first haha gg chap
mesnugglez 0
At least you get presents =[
anorexicbarbie 8
Doing chores actually prevents breast cancer. The more you know..
zerobahamut03 2
You crazy?! It's a Bissel Mop! No fml here. Clean her floors better, ydi for not being thorough.
MrSassypants 34
yeah and she said you live in "her house"
riceplum 0
u get Christmas presents in the middle of October D: luckyyy
the_flirtt 0
maybe it was a hint ?
MissErikaHart 0
bissell? I thought the made vacuums..? some people have all the luck
xVictoriaDreamz 0
lol wow that's messed up.. but I admit I laughed D:
bryan4595 0
yeah your moms right now you cab finally clean her floors like a real woman should
ballwiz24 0
"clean her floors" OP? I think you meant "clean MY floors"
jwc93 0
3rd
jwc93 0
3rd
BigUmbrella 0
Go tell your mom that it's not your job to clean her floors.
illmatic2 16
Well, apparently it is her job.
hatemyluck 15
I think op meant that her mom got herself a Christmas gift and just said it was op's so that her mom doesn't need to get another gift. That's all I can guess other than op is a bad cleaner.
WiseGuy79 14
Lmao! Look forward to your birthday when you will be getting a steam cleaner to do her carpets haha
deebo77 0
ditto
landland 0
lol what I read was "FML, my parents gave me something for Christmas..."
twinny_sc 13
Aww how sweet of her. She bought your present early, and couldn't wait to see the look on your face when you got it!
blackintensity 7
better get started on those floors
Elphie7 0
you're lucky you have floors to mop.