Hungry
I am hungry
Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
leahkasscar
Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML
Anonymous
Mulgrave, Australia
Get Out
Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML
MexyBoy
Nice…
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Eternal Servitude
San Francisco, United States
Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
messyvictor
United States
Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML
Anonymous
Losing my mind
Today, my mom and I were talking about a wedding decoration that we are going to use at my wedding. I insisted that I gave the decorations to her and I didn’t bother looking in my house. She came over for the night and cleaned while I was at work. She found the decorations that I'd insisted that I'd given to her. FML
SilverAuthor
Detroit, United States
Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML
Anonymous
Lemont, United States
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
love you too mommy
Brentwood, United States
Today, my mom walked into my room to talk to me. I was surprised because we don't talk much. I was left with a smile on my face after she left, until I realized she'd stolen all the candy on my desk while I wasn't looking. FML
Anonymous
What is it now?
Today, while staying at my mother’s house, she messaged me at 5:45 a.m. saying she “desperately” needed my help. I rushed over to her, only to find out she'd lied. She actually wanted me to help clean her garbage dump of a room. I’m starting to remember why I don’t visit often. FML
Top comments
1DisGR8 32
If you're old enough for FML, you're old enough to get your own lunch.
johnnyswallop 18
There have to have been more worthy FMLs submitted. This is a snoozer.
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Comments (10)
1DisGR8 32
If you're old enough for FML, you're old enough to get your own lunch.
Aurora25 29
make your own damn food, or are you that lazy
johnnyswallop 18
There have to have been more worthy FMLs submitted. This is a snoozer.
weeping_willow 25
Make your own damn lunch. Old enough to type? Old enough to slap some meat and cheese on bread
Mungolikecandy 19
Welcome to the real world.
alycion 39
So you want to keep the room messy and not up to her standards and expect her to deliver you food? Unless if there is a real reason you can’t, get up and do something. Or move out if you can and live like you want.
TheGestalt97 12
my guess is that either op is lazy, or maybe they’re sick and can’t get out of bed, or there’s no food in the house, or their mom specifically promised that day that she’d bring op food and didn’t. actually the way this fml worded it i’m leaning towards the latter. you have to consider all the possibilities before pressing YDI. the site only allows for so many characters in an fml so it’s possible they’re leaving out information.
shannon2348 14
Holy shit. If you're hungry then get off your ass and go make your own good. ydi.
Matthew Irmen 11
So clan your room, then make your own lunch