lithium-dreams
Fragile
Today, I attempted to open a water bottle. My hand started bleeding before I was able to get the cap loose. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Olorin
Germany
Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML
UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH
Cool moves
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
sorethumb
Bookham, United Kingdom
Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML
Ouch
Getting a head start on the Halloween look
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
Pauly
United States
Big kid
Today, I went to take a drink from my water bottle while sitting in a quiet office with 5 coworkers. I squeezed too hard, sending a jet of water straight into my nose. My coworkers now think I need a sippy cup. FML
Anonymous
Oh gosh
Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML
Ryan
France
Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML
imfucking25
Classic
Today, I struggled to open a childproof bottle, which, by the way, had the instructions printed on the lid. FML.
dumbbb
United States
Great idea
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Ouch
Steele, United States
How on Earth…?
Today, I cut my finger trying to open a door. Yes, I am just as confused as you are. FML
Top comments
SirEnigM0nk 22
No shame in using a pair of pliers or a wrench. Overkill? Maybe but some of those caps are practically welded on!
AzraelAngelus 15
You should really see a doctor cause that ain’t normal
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Comments (3)
AzraelAngelus 15
You should really see a doctor cause that ain’t normal
CheeseMakesMeFart 4
Unless the bottle was really stuck! In that case get a different kind
Jesse Duff 15
was it some kind of metal poptop?
SirEnigM0nk 22
No shame in using a pair of pliers or a wrench. Overkill? Maybe but some of those caps are practically welded on!