Today, I went to class with my bag packed for a weekend trip when it began to vibrate violently. Stopping mid-lecture, the professor approached me and asked politely if I could turn off my cell phone as I was disturbing the other 150 pupils in the class. It was my personal vibrator. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a dentist appointment after class so I threw my electric toothbrush in my backpack so I could brush my teeth before. In the middle of class the toothbrush turns on and the vibrations could be heard throughout the classroom. They yelled at me "Jess has a vibrator!" FML
Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML
Today, my stomach growled so loud in class that a boy sitting next to me thought his phone had vibrated. FML
Today, my stomach growled so loudly in class that my professor told us to make sure our phones were silenced. FML
Today, I was in a quiet library when I noticed a buzzing sound. I ignored it, but it kept going. I looked around, but nobody else seemed to notice. After 5 minutes of searching, I realized the buzzing was coming from my backpack. My electric toothbrush had turned itself on and was rattling around. Everyone watched me pull out a vibrating bag. FML
Today, I needed money to go to the movie. I asked my mom if I could reach in her purse and grab a few bucks. When I opened up her purse her phone started to vibrate. I yelled over to my mom that her phone was ringing. She said the phone was next to her. I looked in the purse. It was a vibrator. FML
Today, at work, my vibrator rolled out of my bag so far down the table that I couldn’t catch it, and had to run round the table to grab it by leaning between two of my male coworkers. That vibrator lives under my bed, so the only way it could've got in my work bag would be my boyfriend pranking me. FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, in geometry class, we were working in dead silence. Apparently my phone wasn't on vibrate, and I received 25 texts all at once, while it blasted "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of my back pocket. They weren't even texts from friends, just Facebook notifications. FML
Today, a quiet afternoon at the library turned stressful when my phone started blasting music. Every attempt to silence it somehow increased the volume. After seconds of panic, I realised the sound wasn't coming from my phone. It was a kid's toy buried somewhere in my backpack after a visit from my niece. The reading room people still glared at me like I did it on purpose. FML
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fatfatgoeshome 8
seems like you should have left that at home
Memoohhh 0
degrassi!
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Memoohhh 0
degrassi!
pwincessa23 1
personal??
rushiee 0
im betting it was put into alot of use now wasnnt it? haha way to go, should have ditched it. what an embarassing situation but YDI (:
kenjiisown 1
Yeah, total degrassi moment.
madarchod 0
I am loving it
stephanie0613 0
Degrassi<3
coolsteve 0
Disgusting **** OP
FFML_314 12
Yes, masturbation is so slutty. Much better than going out there and sleeping around and spreading around a buttload of STDs.
lu95 16
most amazing show ever!!!
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
those shows are a horrible influence on the younger generation. degrassi, gossip girl, secret teen, the list goes on. I feel they contribute a big amount to the corruption of teens.
hater118 0
ur rite in a way but then again shows like degrassi are just showing all possible things that could happen to a teenager
CitrusGirl 0
Degrassi us wannabe gossip girl. I watch teen nick when that 70s show is on and the commarcials for degrassi make me wanna wash my eyes out with holy water. It's shows like that which create all the negative stereotypes about teens. Only 15% of them are actually like that.
WolfsGuns 0
actualy its only the stupid white people that are like that
Uscdrew1 7
Now why the hell would you keep a vibrator in your purse? That's the most idioticly stupid thing you could possibly do! YDI all the way.
kg11235 0
degrassi? riley inspired me to come out of te closet. manny showed me how destructive promiscuity is. Peter showed me how much meth can ruin your life. Adam served as a voice to trans kids. Jane made me realize how horrible sex abuse is and if anything ever happens to me I know it's ok to report it. let's see... Conner shows that people with aspergers can succeed. and Jenna and liberty show how difficult teen pregnancy is, although it is possible to overcome it. yeah. terrible influence.
Freeze_fml 17
Degrassi is gay. Stop letting a TV show tell you how to live your life. You should be able to figure that out on your own, not by a bunch of actors playing a script.
ghadir 2
to #85: sighhh i miss the old degrassi..where marco would inspire ppl to come out of the closet, paige would be the addict, darcy & emma would be a voice for sex abuse, liberty would show ppl with dyscalculia could succeed and mia would also show how difficult teen pregnancy was...they have a lot of repeat subject haha ahhh i miss degrassi!
legonut6 0
That show sounds gay.
KianaCaca 10
Exactly what I was thinking haha (:
squeaker07 15
I totally agree with citrus. degrassi while being an addictive show makes us teens look like walking bombs.
lilmissy1290 0
101 walking bombs? and 78 so the other 85 percent act like the kids from the brady bunch? yeah right
lilmissy1290 0
101 walking bombs? and 78 so the other 85 percent act like the kids from the brady bunch? yeah right
squeaker07 15
like ticking time bombs. gah my itouch autocorrects too much
meiwaku 2
#78 degrassi has been around for almost 30 years on TV it in no way is ripping off Gossip Girl. Even the new version of the TV show has been on for over 10 years.
MadPercussion 0
Personal? Wait, wait, wait!? So you don't use the public vibrator?
roflrawrlol 0
beat me to it >.>
chuk_norris_fml 0
WTF DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH DEGRASSI???
adare 0
degrassi was on air long before gossip girl but god bless the poor unforunate souls who's lifes end up being like that bloody show.
ThickHead 0
omg Ikr I saw that in degrassi too!
foryoublue94 0
Also they're just ****** stupid >.
sgk_maverick 0
As apposed to the one she shares with everyone else -_-'
cesachick20 0
Hahahahahaha soo tru claire got SCREWED:)) literally:)) haha
jsm007 5
I feel like u should shut the hell up mom!
bunniex1 11
I was gonna argue with you saying degrassi doesn't corrupt our teenage minds, but then I remembered I got the idea of burning myself from degrassi... ( I had some issues but I'm better now )
klg32 17
Degrassi?
psaphier 9
haha
fatfatgoeshome 8
seems like you should have left that at home
BeachPanda 0
judging by all the vibrator fmls, maybe leavin it somewhere might not be best. like that chick that left hers on the bed of the family she was staying with damn vibrators are crafty evil geniuses
uniongirl02 0
haha 16
1beto3 0
ha is it there in the first place
lancome_fml 0
hahahahha, oh man.
Jonkbaby 23
lol think of him next time
dracopokemon 6
your supposed to keep that in a box...
perdix 31
If she kept it in the box, she wouldn't have been able to concentrate in class and would have distracted/entertained the rest of the class with her multiple, orgasmic moans.
Sailor_Mars 6
^WIN
caleb_m91 1
who said it was a chick haha. ew.
buggybeauty 0
lol
dumbrownhead 0
Lol, YDI OP! should've left that at home for the weekend! but that's really funny. sorry
angeluv_2014 22
Maybe she going on some kind of weekend sexual adventure and she NEEDED it. O.o
keirissleepy 10
can always use a finger or the pillow or your cell...
crowbar87 0
that's hawt
movie141 0
nice;)
awilso13 8
this definitely reminded me of degrassi lol. ha fyl