Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, my parents posted nasty comments about each other on Facebook. I think they might secretly be 12 year-olds. FML
Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
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Top comments
thao_fml 6
Mom who still cares isn't the worst thing in the world.
Chickenfoot117 6
So what? It means she cares about you.
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Comments (133)
travis1980___ 0
It's too bad you can't see that it's actually pretty cool for her to stick up for you.
Jenmic 16
Wouldn't most FML's have a similar situation but instead the Mom and bitchy chick would be agreeing with each other and spend who knows talking out how much the OP sucks?
MrJentipede 2
sounds like a cool mom
T_X_P 2
"Oh noes! My mommy defended me on a website!" Stop whining and be glad she cares about you. If you don't want her commenting on your posts, change your Facebook settings.
bittersweet1 0
lol to 81
camjgog_88 0
Wow Aurianna, even FML's comment tag is "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful." That's what Amanda was telling you the entire time! She's not an asshole like your mom said. It's common courtesy. ----- A.L. (OP's Status): I guess I'm the only one who remembers him as being an asshole. Oh well rip m* and my thoughts go out to L*. (tons of comments before these next few, from other people.) A.C. (Chick who posted the nasty comment): you can have an opinion & the right to voice it but also goes along with the time and place. this isn't the time for snide remarks covered up in a farewell. next time, you should save your piece for a private conversation. what you said, be it true or not, was rude. A.C. (after other people opposed the discussion) he could have been the meanest jerk to you but when you say hurtful things after their deaths, you aren't hurting them, you're hurting everyone around them. A.C. its not suddenly showing respect for the person who died, its having respect for the family and anyone who might read the comment. A.M. (Mom who backed her daughter up): Who? Who cares bout this guy, what REALLY matters is the death of paul the world cup fortune telling octopus... rip paul rip. And yes condolonces to laura even though I have never met you..... In b4: your an asshole. ----- you should rethink this 'fml' and try (like someone else said, i read) 'gtfu'...... hehe that was good,thumbs up you
fearfulsymmetry 1
I'm probably going to get blasted for this just because everyone is saying the complete opposite, BUT I think it's really pathetic that your mom is starting internet fights with children. She sounds immature and rude. Oh, and I think she might still be stuck in high school.
RakaI 8
I would be grateful.
DGAFprincess 0
at least your brother doesn't threaten to knock out every person who looks at you cross eyed... including your instructor at school "/
fairies633 8
wth I would be glad!...