Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, my parents posted nasty comments about each other on Facebook. I think they might secretly be 12 year-olds. FML
Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
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Top comments
thao_fml 6
Mom who still cares isn't the worst thing in the world.
Chickenfoot117 6
So what? It means she cares about you.
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Comments (133)
thao_fml 6
Mom who still cares isn't the worst thing in the world.
madarchod 0
You have got a good mom, OP. FHL as you are writing FML about this. Who the **** modded this?
luvzit 0
that's right!!! she loves you enough to care!!! enough said ...
harryman_bamf 0
guys. 75 wants attention. ok *****. I'm looking at your pic. happy?
BenD0VER 0
***** indeed
jewban 3
block yo mama
tj79 3
this isn't a FML! You will miss that she takes up for you when she is gone!
davault 0
75 is probably a 40 yr old man
lollipopXx 0
and why was your mom on your facebook?? :/
MonkeyBusiness_fml 3
Maybe she was on his page?
unidentified_sta 5
>His page OP is supposedly a woman, does not compute Must be a TRAP!
MonkeyBusiness_fml 3
36 I am glad you can recognize signs for sexes.
unidentified_sta 5
Re-check, no symbols/signs were used. Instead "text" was used, look into it.
MonkeyBusiness_fml 3
Wow I see you also can read. You're my idol and I should learn from you right here on FML.
unidentified_sta 5
>Implying excess sarcasm is witty in the least
null_fml 11
Kids, kids, calm down. It's text on the website and a symbol on the iPhone app.
Jimmy_Sullivan 0
Mega LOL ;)
DGAFprincess 0
my mama has a fb...
lollipopXx 0
so does my mom... and the rest of my family, but they don't fight my battles for me.
Chickenfoot117 6
So what? It means she cares about you.
rainbowfailure 2
^ Agreed. It is still a good thing that your parents stand up for you-- at least she didn't 'like' the girl's comment.
Skallhatha 5
What's wrong with that? Would you rather she agreed with the nasty commenter? You're lucky to have a mom like that :)
EmoPolarBearShim 0
for reals
theycallmeMimi 0
Agree.
kekeshayeshaye 4
your lucky she cares. quit complaining
marinus_fml 20
I hate nosy parents. Too bad mine are nosy too.
yuggi1 11
You say that now because they care about you. If it would had been the reverse... I'm pretty sure you would wish they paid attention. :[ I dunno, I'll always be mommy's little girl so my views might be different. :P
KiwiExchange 16
It's okay to have a parent's love and care, but at this point, where he can't even fight his own fights at 20, he's pretty much mama's boy. He has to learn to do it on his own or else he's never going to have experience in dealing with other nastier people.
Arsonnist 3
It seems to be a woman.
KiwiExchange 16
she** on all the he's.
SilentScreamer 12
Op is a girl, Smarty.
Arsonnist 3
So she's* pretty much a mama's boy? Just kidding.
yuggi1 11
#35, she might for all we know. xD Maybe she is a tranny.
Bekll 31
If she were a "tranny"... an ftm, then "she" would've put down male for the sex symbol.
yuggi1 11
What if OP was born a 'he' but decided to undergo a sexual change? Then 'she' would no longer be a he. Therefore, she would submit this FML as a female. Don't pay much attention to my comment, I was vastly speculating her gender.
maphineRAWRS 10
wow way to like completley change the subject guys haha :P
Charlotteeexx 0
we're not nosy we're protecting you. Now get off this site it's inappropriate.
wriptidez 0
she loves u
sweet_candy_ 17
aww that's cute.
CallMeHush 1
A good mom will fight for you till you are 80. I'll trade if you'd like.
TandJHire 0
wow really? that's an fml your 20 and acting like your 16 "mom, stay outta my life". really grow up and realize you are very lucky to have a mom who cares and has your back. If it was my daughter and I saw a nasty message hell yeah I'd tell the bitch to shut up. this isn't a fml or ydi. This is a Grow The **** Up.
Butterfly_Dreams 0
Agreed! It seriously isn't that bad.
ColetteL 4
completely agree!
babyEgirl 0
OP you just got owned!