Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, my parents posted nasty comments about each other on Facebook. I think they might secretly be 12 year-olds. FML
Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
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Top comments
thao_fml 6
Mom who still cares isn't the worst thing in the world.
Chickenfoot117 6
So what? It means she cares about you.
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Comments (133)
AddyMilla 0
love your mom! i'd do the same thing.
spoilt_ 15
well then F your kids life... some parents need to learn boundaries how would the mum sending a bitchy comment help her daughter in anyway!?
SluggerJ 7
how dose your mom know your password
NettotWSecnarf 0
The OP probably left her page up or walked away from the computer.
purple91 8
I wish my mum did this for me haha... seriously.
christa953 12
ydi for putting this on fml. your mom cares about you and stands up for you against someone you most likely don't get along with. so who should matter here? your mom. you're ungrateful
GoingLesbian 0
I feel your pain... almost 22.
LifeisFMLSnGMHs 0
"Today, countless children were beaten, abused and neglected by their parents, but I have a mother who cares so much about be that she viciously defends me from those who insult me. FML" You seriously think I'm gonna click "your life sucks"? Gain some new perspective, OP. Yours is clearly way off.
BagleHead 6
So delete her comment and YOU fight back instead of forcing her too!
MaryJane209 0
my mom does the same shit!
deannamarie12 0
Aww c'mon! Watching your mom kick some girls ass when your 20 is pretty f'ing awesome! ;D i mean, you might learn a few things here.
generalfubar 0
Bro that's on you for having a community computer and living with your parents. want privacy move out.