Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend’s female "best friend" hates me for absolutely no other reason other than she, "just doesn’t get along with girls." My boyfriend doesn’t see a problem with this, and insists I should just accept it since, "that’s just how she is." Time to throw the whole man away. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend made a move to hook up with my best friend. She was about to reciprocate, only for him to suddenly tell her that she’s a horrible friend, and then he told me about it. I’m not sure if I should be picking sides here. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend being lovers. It's because they are. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his best friend of 10 years is giving him the silent treatment because he told her he's in a relationship. He's become a depressed wreck. When I asked him if he's secretly in love with her or something, he flipped a table over and told me to, "mind my own fucking business." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's best friend. She was a girl he's known for years, and I respected that. She was sweet, until my boyfriend went to the bathroom and she threatened to stab me if I don't leave him. He doesn't believe me, and accused me of having serious jealousy issues. FML
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Top comments
Emrysa 1
Your best friend sounds awesome, tell him.
I_am_that_guy 0
the best friend sounds cooler than the bf
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Comments (254)
Emrysa 1
Your best friend sounds awesome, tell him.
elsnappypickle 0
epic!! I love your best friend!
sixtimessix 0
Response*
ohthebloodygore 16
13, response*
LovelyTokyo 0
Why would yu tell him what yu'r boyfriend said?
Draminicaus 0
Ok #35....That was actually pretty funny. lol
yuggi1 11
<_< Why does bad grammar bother you so much #35? Stop been nosy. No, the world does not revolve around comment!
ohthebloodygore 16
43, stop being so nosy. The world doesn't revolve around Ignorance's comments. You're an idiot.
yuggi1 11
46, you are a stuck up. Are you her maid now? I bet you are ;)
MonkeyBusiness_fml 3
46 and 53 - FML might be revolving around both of you and it's quite annoying so please stop.
yuggi1 11
Hey, hey! Settle down monkey-boy/girl. I couldn't help but notice Ignorance's lashing comments. Some people are stupid, so? I doubt they would appreciate been put on the spot. :(
ohthebloodygore 16
53, I'm a stuck up what? :) So because I'm defending a friend, I'm automatically her maid. Yes, that makes perfect sense.
yuggi1 11
Well you obviously do her dirty work. Back to the point, why can't you ladies be nice for once? We don't have a use for crankiness in this world.
ColetteL 4
You must be using the term "ladies" very loosely.
yuggi1 11
Yeah, that's right. I misspell words sometimes, so? English is not my native language. I don't expect perfection, you shouldn't either...
ohthebloodygore 16
71, who said anything about perfection? Didi, you're welcome.
yuggi1 11
Last comment: You females picked my comments and scanned them, like some robots, for errors. Yet, you said "who said anything about perfection". You don't have to say it, your actions speaks it all. So let's leave it like that. I'm getting tired. :[
stephanie0613 0
^^^ win :D
ohthebloodygore 16
79, I never corrected you. English wasn't my first language either, nor was it my second. I apologise if I offended you in any way. :]
Draminicaus 0
Yuggi, it would probably be healthier to keep the maid fantasies to yourself. :P Ladies, putting aside the "maid" comment, you gotta admit his English is better than most. If you want proof, go to topix.net and look through my hometown. You'd get a brain aneurism trying to correct it all. lol
EffinAhole 0
HEY MODS! YES YOU... OVER THERE!! Hi, how ya doing. Just curious why you guys allow these immature cat fights to remain on here even though they have NOTHING to do with the FML. FML for having to scan through this crap to find good comments. OP- your friend is effin hilarious! Tell your bf to stop being jealous.
PieInTheSky24 0
lol I love how many comments have been moderated here xD anyway back on topic... haha OP your mate is a legend :P
xxniteskie 1
Lmao!! I'm upset that I can't read all of the comments, but it's almost just as entertaining to see every comment as moderated. =P
harryman_bamf 0
everyone knows ps3 > xbox360. however halo > ps3 games.
1personinthiswor 0
OP - at least he didn't try to shoot him in real life. Count your blessings.
thatguy888 0
cod is better
Mehness 0
138 - Both are equal overall. PS3 has better graphics/processing, free internet accessability, and is now just as cheap as an X-Box. The X-Box has a better controller layout, an interface that is more in-depth and connected, and hardly any red ring of death any more because of the jasper (I think; not sure what the exact name is) processor/whatever it is.
spencerfrank 0
wanna smd
lietz13 1
haha I love it. coolest bgf
th3b0ss 0
win
kittydidit 0
Epic win!! lol XD
zachariasboi 0
maybe you could get with her or something
LovelyTokyo 0
35, are yu really sucking the way I spell?
jamieleigh_315 0
hahahaha 35 ur do funny lmao
jamieleigh_315 0
so not do
littlemissdqgirl 8
Lol, I had an ex ask that. Boys will be boys.
whoisthisgirl 4
lol yea the will. so you going to give it to him!?
littlemissdqgirl 8
Nope. Never did and I don't talk to him anymore. It was funny tho. So random.
Draminicaus 0
So they have "conflicting interests," but they both play Halo? Sounds like a Grade A excuse to be a doucher to a guy he thinks is competition.
docscientist 10
The conflicting interest is in her.
fmfreakinlife 3
wow OP how is that an fml? ydi for thinking that way all guys I know play some video game that their addicted to weather it's call of duty..halo..assassin creed...left 4 dead...or even bejeweled ...thts no fml thts normal
nicedevil6 0
don't blame all of them pretty cuz if u do I won't have a food chance trying making u a friend
lilai1396 0
Only guys?:( We need more girl gamers so we can dominate;)LOL oh, and City of Heroes<3 Combat Arms <3 P.S Only spelling corrections are welcome, no grammar corrections (grammar annoys me;)
redpump 0
l4d2 <3 tf2 <3. I am also a fellow girlgamer. (^_^)b
courtiebug69 0
LMAO!!! That's more funny than an FML!!!
wanted4myeyez 7
roflmao what the hell let them work it out threw a video game. u should leave them both if that's how they work threw conflicts.
Nannoo 0
This is fake. No one says "gamer ID," it's either Gamertag or PSN ID. In this case obviously it's gamertag since it's for the 360 only.
1personinthiswor 0
139 - Maybe she's not a gamer and just typed incorrectly. It doesn't mean it's fake, just that OP was informed enough to avoid that mistake.
dalink 24
Funnier.... Yay!
x3mPiiR3x 0
what's his gamertag????? he soubds awesone xD lol
bariman73 0
You spelled sounds wrong.
x5xfmlx5x 0
I love ur picture n love that movie :)
mrbobmarley4 8
Anyone else thought it was weird how #4,#7,#8 both have the word sounds in it?
Fumo 0
Gamer TAG, not ID
White_Fury 0
I was thinking the same thing! lol
SillyEars 0
same, but it's not as though you didn't understand what she wrote.
Arsonnist 3
Oh now I get it.
djmigues 7
If you wanna get technical, gamertag is one word.
zebra46 10
Loser
I_am_that_guy 0
the best friend sounds cooler than the bf
1personinthiswor 0
I know. Now we know why her bf didn't like him - he was scares of replacement. Rightfully so.
zenti 2
That sounds hilarious. Your friend is cool.
TehGirreth 0
Better than "What's his address so I can shoot him IRL?".
Fluffeh 5
Not an FML. Least he's not actually going to shoot him. So, be thankful for that.
untoward 0
what's a reponce?
untoward 0
oops meant responce
KingD123 0
This is a response.
badsportsmanshit 0
nice way to put it
RemyRunsTheShow 0
its called a ****** gamer id not gamer tag
ohthebloodygore 16
It's ******* it's not its.
CW001 0
It's ******* ******* not ******.
hahaalolz 0
lol stand back
unidentified_sta 5
Probably should mention capitalization errors too, was the start of a sentence after all.
ledgehanger 0
the correct name for what you call gamer id is gamertag
ColetteL 4
Wow...classy. Your mommy needs to wash your mouth out with bleach little girl. (or your dumb maid could do it)
ohthebloodygore 16
61, are you referring to me? If you are, I'm not a little girl. Secondly, I don't curse as much as other idiots do. Read most of my comments and you'll realise that I don't curse. If I do happen to curse, it's because I copied someone's sentence and tweaked it.
Devolver 0
14, calm down nerd. Different name, same idea.
yafuckyourlife 4
Really? Is it that big of a deal?
Zebidee 9
Haha! I wonder how many of the gamertag/gamer ID commenters are the same people that whine about the Grammar Nazis? Attention to detail isn't so ******* unimportant now, is it?
zachariasboi 0
you know you're ****** if this is a big deal
eatpussy 0
Grammer nazis...-_-
eatpussy 0
Grammer nazis...-_-
eatpussy 0
Grammer nazis...-_-