Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, my parents posted nasty comments about each other on Facebook. I think they might secretly be 12 year-olds. FML
Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
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Top comments
thao_fml 6
Mom who still cares isn't the worst thing in the world.
Chickenfoot117 6
So what? It means she cares about you.
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Comments (133)
yscpunkchick 14
be glad she cares, you whiny bitch
IVXX 0
one reason I don't add my parents
justAskxx 0
I don't see how that's a FML. I'd be happyy my mom still cares when someone wants to start stuffff. But Id talk to her and tell her that I was old enough to properly punch the hoe in the face :) And then change my Facebook password. ;D <3
Skallhatha 5
Oh no, people are leaving nasty comments about OP! Someone get OP's mom in here!
Akala_fml 11
My mom does the same thing and I'm 24. You're not alone.
MeGustaComer 0
Hey, a momma's love doesn't disappear.
imagooch 0
sounds like something my mom would do....
sherivengeance 3
your mum is awesome. 20 years old ain't shit, grow a pair and embrace that you have a parent who loves you enoughto defend you against nasty bitches.
Ajaxxx 4
Your mom is fucken awesome. I'd love to see and hear my mom trash-talk prick my age. same age as you. Its funny when my pops used to.
schoujar 0
kinda cute. my mom would have taken the bitches side.