Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
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Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
Today, I visited my family. Over the course of 2 hours, my brother punched me, and my mom slapped me across the face after drinking way too much wine. When I started gathering my things to leave, my mom started crying about how I don't visit enough. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my mom rolled up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, I was woken up at 11:30 am by my mother standing over my bed, screaming at me. I'm 30 years-old, married, and do not live with her. She broke into my house because I didn't answer my phone, because I'm sick and on prescription sleep meds. WTF? FML
Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML
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Top comments
fionasupercool 11
are you typing this while you're in your room? ;)
Capt_Oblivious 10
Someone has some control issues
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Comments (115)
ltaper11 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Bad girl. What did mommy catch you doing?
HaneenDixon 16
Or boy. 50/50 chance it could be a boy..
ltaper11 20
Touché
Hurbel684 10
403, comment not found. Posting before thinking, please disregard!
CareFace 16
I thought it was 404...
ilovedinosawers 17
Mommy caught (he/she) posting fucktard comments on FML.
lhamil64_fml 5
403 is forbidden. 404 is not found.
bamagrl410 31
27, Error 406 - not acceptable
jojimugo 20
I don't care what he/she did, you don't ground and slap a grown ass man/ woman in their house. How about you ground your ass out of my damn house
Capt_Oblivious 10
Someone has some control issues
FreeOne_fml 4
She's on a roll.. A ****-roll, and it's out of control... Yes, that pun was horrible.
Freethaawave 19
Being a parent doesn't stop when your kid is 29, mind you. Though I can't agree with OP's mom trying to punish him/her in his/her own home!
nix1993 41
Being a parent doesn't stop, but the control does... As does the right to physical punishment without the risk of retaliation!
Ciraxas 7
82 - a parent never has the right to physical punishment, no matter what the age. That's called child abuse.
Morgneer 2
#89 I don't see why you are being downvoted, you are correct, a parent should never act physically against a child
taranpreet 7
People swear not hitting is the reason kids are bad when really it's coddling and lack of limitations and boundaries. You don't have to hit a child to teach them that..although it does take more time and patience. Which apparently a lot of people don't have.
nix1993 41
#89 - When I was a kid if I did something to warrant it, my dad would give me a hard smack on the ass, there tended not to be repeats of my misdeeds, so it did the trick. But I can tell you now it certainly wasn't child abuse. It never hurt past about 5 minutes later, there was very rarely a mark and I knew it would only happen if I was being a little shit. As a teenager if I was a lippy cow my mom would give me a slap, again it was only done if I deserved it, and I never felt that I was being unfairly punished, I knew that if they hit me then I'd crossed a line, it was never done because they were in a bad mood, or I had irritated them. Corporal punishment is NOT child abuse, and those that think it is are sadly sheltered. A little bit of fear is healthy.
Freethaawave 19
Hear hear #100!!
MrsDruidess 23
OP I hope you set your own limits and made her leave. She's not going to stop acting like that until you make her.
bonermonkey 31
rereading this from the random fmls... it's so ******* messed up how some parents think that's how you raise a kid. it's not an acceptable way to negotiate a relationship with anyone else in your life...why does the fact that they're small and still learning somehow make it acceptable? why is it OK because they can't hit you back? I wouldn't slap an employee for being a little shit. thatd be wrong.
hunteryager 18
Wow, problems...
LanaViolin 10
FYL, OP. I say you don't invite her again unless you at least get an apology. What's up with the privacy invading parents these days?
fionasupercool 11
are you typing this while you're in your room? ;)
singularstar 5
Hahaha good one
Overatedlife_fml 5
Tell her to take her ass home with that.
crazytwinsmom 25
Did you tell her to go to her room?!
Doodleoodlebug 18
Slap her back!
DippinGrizzly907 27
Slap their mother?!? Jesus Christ, did respect for parents just go out the ******* window? Boy or girl you never slap your mother! Especially boys, you should never hit a lady. Ever! You number 10, are obviously one of those kids that was spoiled to the max and was never punished with a smack across the ass. Child abuse you might say. It's called raising your kid right so they would never even Think to hit their own mother. I've lost faith in humanity because you said that #10....
Archay 13
56 calm the **** down I'm pretty sure 10 was being 'sarcastic'.
RadeonDerp 24
Bullshit. If a woman hits me of course i'm gonna hit them back. Probably not if it was my own mother, but I'd still be pretty angry. It really pisses me off when people say "You can't hit girls, ever" like they're some sort of royalty.
ballpython 15
#75 I could not agree more. When I was in high school 20 years ago my ex found that out how landing on your ass after a nice hard shove feels after I received several punches to the face.
Doodleoodlebug 18
#56 you're a douchebag. It was a flippant, off the cuff comment.
HarroIAmBob 21
@56, i agree with you, but if she slaps me im sure as hell gonna slap her back! im not gonna restrain from doing it just because shes a freakin girl!
Shantorion 12
This person is obviously not a child anymore. If this was a child then it might be considered correction but this person is an adult. If you invite someone over to your house and they start hitting you then you are entitled by law to defend yourself with force.
Shantorion 12
I completely agree.
MsConfusedd 27
I hope you said no and told her to kindly exit the **** out of your house.
andrew9623 9
I'd call that assault. I'm sure that the police would like to hear about that.
HaneenDixon 16
OP: "Officer my mom slapped the shit out of me" Cop: "And how old are you, sir?" OP: "29!" I can just imagine the officer literally laughing his ass off.
Wealthyparrot 9
No, they wouldn't. It doesn't sound like the police are really necessary at the moment, but familial abuse is illegal, and serious. The police don't laugh at a man or woman claiming their spouse is abusing them, they won't laugh at a son or daughter claiming their parent is abusing them, regardless of age.
Mr_Satan 11
41 - They shouldn't laugh, at least not when you can hear them. Doesn't mean they won't.
thatcoolkidd96 6
He's a grown ass man, you really think the police wouldn't laugh if he called saying he was "abused" by his mother? Lol.
1thatonedude1 15
Unless it's a wife hitting a man, then the man usually gets arrested