Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML
Today, I got food poisoning. After leaving class 4 times to poop, I sharted in the school bus on the ride home. FML
Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML
Today, I was driving my car when I suddenly got diarrhea and shat my pants. I put a plastic bag under me to not let all the shit go through my pants and get to my seat. Then one of my workmates saw my car and came to say hello. She saw all the shit and the plastic bag. FML
Today, I was driving home from a friend's house after a night of partying. Suddenly, I had to poop worse than I ever had to in my entire life. The pain was so bad I had to pull over and pretend to be checking my tires while I let out the entire contents of my bowels onto the road. FML
Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
Today, I had a rumble in my tummy whilst picking up groceries. I tried to let out a little poot, but ended up shitting in my pants. I had to leave without the groceries. FML
Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
Today, I have severe endometriosis and it's severely damaged my bowels. I was on a bus, and we got stuck in a traffic jam. The bus was delayed by 40 minutes and whilst I was stuck on it, I pooped myself. An old lady gave me a shawl to hide the damage. FML
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Top comments
Emily_who_else 0
i think when you shit in a taxi it's time to GO HOME!!!! lol but really that's terrible. i hope you feel better.
notsooriginalfml 0
thats horrible.D: why would you be going to school with stomach problems anyway?
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Comments (65)
hellyeahmirjam 2
no comment qq.
Sirin_fml 47
Yeah, totally.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I guess you could say OPs education *puts on sunglasses* is going down the shitter YEAHHHHHHH!!!
Warlemming 7
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OMG_N3RD 0
Yeah.
notsooriginalfml 0
thats horrible.D: why would you be going to school with stomach problems anyway?
coNsperAZI 4
why would u wash ur shitty underwear at school anyway and in the sink. damn
SoulEaterSE 23
Some schools have a policy against missing too many days of class. OP might have been at or near the limit
Emily_who_else 0
i think when you shit in a taxi it's time to GO HOME!!!! lol but really that's terrible. i hope you feel better.
HacoC_Blood 0
Haha yeah that sucks. Next time you feel sick just don't go.
DahkLohd 4
Here come the "shitty situation" jokes... :/
macskapingvin 0
That's a crappy situation!
UpsidedownKayak 9
Here is another crappy FML about a shitty shituation. Ummm...I have a brain fart. This stinks, I can usually think of something. Damn it, somebody must have pissed in my zen garden.
TheUnhappyMouse 0
lol at #13 thats awesome ^_^
MisherzzSquisher 0
Shit happens :0
mintcar 10
That's incredibly disgusting but FYL. If it happened in the taxi cab then chances are it'll probably happen again while you're in school.
UpsidedownKayak 9
At least there are restrooms at school, like the one she's in cleaning out her underwear.
abbey728 16
I don't think your vehicle will hit many bumps in school...
Doortje 30
Why on earth would you still go to school after that?? You should've told the cabdriver to turn around.
maybaybe 0
I don't understand why you went to school with a bad stomach ache in the first place ... and after you shit your pants, couldn't have you asked the cab driver to turn back?
LittleMonsterSam 5
That made me have a spit take!
perdix 31
And if you've ever seen that episode of "Seinfeld," you'd know that smell NEVER comes out. It's Beyond BO! He's going to see if someone will steal his cab, so he can get some insurance money.
guppy40000 0
k to many fmls have this happening, if your gonna shit, puke or piss yourself even if there is the smallest chance stay home people. bosses and teachers have to be accepting of this. Unless you skip all the time then you deserve it. If you dont feel well stay home, make it up later.