Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, my parents posted nasty comments about each other on Facebook. I think they might secretly be 12 year-olds. FML
Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
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Top comments
thao_fml 6
Mom who still cares isn't the worst thing in the world.
Chickenfoot117 6
So what? It means she cares about you.
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Comments (133)
doggone456 0
atleast she cares about you?? some peoples parents don't even care enough to do that... and hell, 20 is still young my friends bro is 26 and his parents stick up for him altho he fights back as well
Lillisa862000 0
My mom does the same n im 23 smh
Ezuniga 0
just delete her
luvzit 0
and this fml is a chick not a guy!!!
salaamdelroba 0
@#55, So true. Any FML that contains the word "facebook" and/or ends with "He/she/they/it was serious" should automatically self-moderate and not be published.
bekdebekah 0
awwww
nicolexl 0
your mom knows your password? dude..
skyeyez9 25
Delete the turd who wrote the nasty comment.
trixiemixie 0
I like it that your mom has your back!
madisonpwnsyou 4
Exactly why I don't have one. I figured I may as well not put myself Into situations over the Internet. People are too stupid to realize that facebook is a website, and reality is the the one you should be worrying about.