WhiteCaribbean
Castries, Saint Lucia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, what I thought was going to be a lunch date turned into a life insurance sales pitch. FML
WhiteCaribbean tells us more.
BTW I'm straight, for anyone in the comments wondering, it was a female who pitched the life insurance. I seriously thought she was interested in me; that's why i went to meet her =S
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octinate 17
Never date a salesman.
seemetrot_fml 16
Must be a good salesman if he can sell a date as a pitch.
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Comments (61)
octinate 17
Never date a salesman.
sweetbliss3 37
probably didn't know they were a salesman. could have been that good of one to sell a date and then hopefully insurance.
tantanpanda 26
make sure he doesn't kill you after you get the life insurance. You should be insured of your safety :)
illusong 16
Well that's one lesson learned. Maybe get to know the background of the person more before dating them?
clemsi 20
@49 there is an amazing way of finding that info out...it's called going on a date
TiaBug 13
I have the feeling this topic was debated a couple of days ago...
seemetrot_fml 16
Must be a good salesman if he can sell a date as a pitch.
Brandi_Faith 34
If he can sell as pitch as a date!
cryssycakesx3 23
saleswoman*, she*
vairyhagina 11
Well op is a guy so, there's a 90% chance it's a she...
XBurytheCastleX 25
There's on ya 50% chance. More people are gay than you probably thought.
Futacy 30
Are you kidding? 50 percent of people arent gay, especially in the Caribbean, which is still somewhat homophobic. There's no reason to assume OP's gay. What kind of surprises me is the fact that people aren't even looking at OP's gender and just assuming that his date is a guy because they're a salesperson.
fsomelife 26
I personally thought OP was a woman because it's usually women who post FMLs about what they thought would turn out to be a date.
Respect101 17
I want to see how many people are actually "homophobic" and not just not on par with their decisions..
fuckercakes 21
He/She sounds like a keeper.
Toolishing 22
Until they leave you with a house and nothing else. Just saying.
orbit 22
Free house? Sounds like a good deal.
sydneysays 15
Yikes
Yeshua_fml 19
So you know he REALLY cares about you!
LittleBells 17
a salesperson is a cold heartless demon, so incapable if feeling love
flufee2 27
You have to be pretty heartless to go on a date knowing its bs... **** that guy
RedPillSucks 33
Or not
WhiteCaribbean 3
I did not know that was her intentions
ScottVining 21
I hope that you at least still got a free lunch out of it
ahippienamedrae 10
But did you buy into it? don't leave us hanging!
Dccj456 9
is that a clever way of saying they tried to kill you?
Just_A_Tree 20
Those are the best dates. When you walk in, hoping to meet someone interesting. But walk out planning your death.