Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
Today, my parents posted nasty comments about each other on Facebook. I think they might secretly be 12 year-olds. FML
Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
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Top comments
thao_fml 6
Mom who still cares isn't the worst thing in the world.
Chickenfoot117 6
So what? It means she cares about you.
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Comments (133)
KiwiExchange 16
Grow some! you're an adult now! fight your own fights, mama's boy!
luvzit 0
it's a chick
kitties_fml 12
well, that actually sounds pretty sweet of her. I'm going to say YDI for the following reasons: 1) being friends with your mom on facebook (this situation could have easily been avoided...) 2) being immature: a) you're 20-year-old who is embarrassed by her mother doing something publicly supportive for her. I mean, seriously, grow up. b) I don't think someone leaving a mean comment on your facebook status really constitutes a "fight."
MonkeyBusiness_fml 3
24 - you're overanalyzing too much. Relax, you're right though.
kitties_fml 12
oh sorry. i'm on adderall, can you tell?
DanZeMan 0
what does YDI mean?
knibbsy 4
60, it means Yellow Duck Insertion.
Doortje 30
Your Dinner Invitation.
Arsonnist 3
Well that's good. I'm sure a little girl starting fights would be terrified of your mom, while you having responded would only keep a pointless arguement going.
RebelHeart7 0
oh mothers, they are the best
MissLizWolf 8
My mum goes in my facebook account, you wouldn't believe how angry I get, I think she might be on it now/: hmm,
Pro_Nothing 9
I would've responded with, "stay outta my fights mom, i know how to handle my own sh*t"
RochelleGee 0
your lucky man, god bless your mum
sassysoprano 0
Wow. Find something else to bitch about, because I'm pretty sure no one feels sorry for you--I sure as hell don't. Your mother obviously loves you and has your back. There are a hell of a lot of worse things she could do. If I were you, I'd stop bitching, apologize to your mom and then THANK her.
salaamdelroba 0
This is an old FML. It was posted a couple weeks ago. It was dumb then and it's dumb now. Double posted FMLs are a huge FAIL.
AddyMilla 0
love your mom! i'd do the same thing.