Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom came in my bedroom without knocking, even though I'd told her to, and caught me masturbating. She stood there in awkward silence before saying, "…Dinner's ready at 6." and left. FML
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom masturbating. I want to run away. I feel violated. FML
Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
Today, my mom opens at McDonald's, and I go with her to chill before walking to the bus stop. The lobby was closed. I had to shit so bad, I was knocking on the door, and usually they let me in, but nobody noticed. I had to shit so incredibly bad. so… I went into the car and found an old McDonald's cup and some napkins… FML
Today, as I walked into McDonald's with my mom, she glanced at me and said, "Smells like your future." FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
You should have finished like a man in front of her. What's even more awkward is that she stared. Incest?
sparklemuffin 8
lol what a win
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Comments (319)
xIBleedPurplex16 0
Omg that would be extremely awkward:/
DocBastard 40
Mom: Would you like a Big Dick? I mean Mac! Big Mac! OP: Mom! Mom: How about a Happy Ending? Shit, I mean a Happy Meal! OP: MOM!!
Ray_of_midnight 23
For a long time, Friendly's, a New England based restaurant chain, referred to their desserts as "Happy Endings". No joke. I couldn't help but snicker when I saw that.
chum_mum 7
You're both weirdos because you didn't put your dingaling away and she just kept looking.....
shadowwulf95 3
A mcpussy burger please lmao
Kendraluv 0
U should of grabbed a blanket and called her a pervert
moxie0dae 4
Did you ask for apple pie?
Ruffclue 9
Cupcakes maybe ??
Rasetsu 10
F your MOTHER'S life. >.< but definitely sucks for you, too.
rattusrattus 19
"... Fappin' McNuggets. With mayonaisse."
eeyoremily 1
AWKWARD!!
MaxG123 8
Awkward......