Today, I was in science class studying dead insects for biology. After packing away the jars, I noticed a red-back spider on the bench. Thinking it was missing from a jar, I picked it up. It wasn't missing. It was alive. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
Freaked out
Today, when I woke up, I noticed something crawling on my bed. A white faced wasp was dragging the corpse of a rather large spider. I'm not sure what I was more disturbed about; the fact that the wasp was dragging something twice its size, or that these bugs even live in my house. FML
Today, while babysitting my nephew, I was looking through a bin of toys, and I saw a fake spider. I picked it up to do a prank with. It wasn't fake. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I was reaching into the floor vent in my toddler's room to retrieve some toys she'd dropped. What I found instead was a clump of large dead spiders. FML
Today, I was absentmindedly playing with a piece of lint. When I looked at it, I realized that I had been rolling and squeezing a dead spider in my fingers for about five minutes. FML
Today, I was taking a final exam and I reached into my pocket to get out a pencil. I felt this thing in my pocket so I got it out and put it on the desk. At first I thought it was a leaf but then it started kicking and trying to run around. It was a cockroach. It had been living in my pocket. FML
Today, while bringing boxes up from the basement, I noticed a few spider egg sacs had stuck to my shirt. As I desperately tried to remove them, they hatched. FML
Today, I stooped to pick up an earring back off the ground. It was actually a spider. FML
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rattusrattus 19
Also this is Australia. AKA the Land of Everything Trying To Kill You. I assume the spider is venomous.
berrychii17 5
it's poisonous. obviously op would be scared. they can kill ppl
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zacharytk72 5
why... just why
SarahStarzz 0
Today, I was just relaxing on the table, when suddenly a stupid girl picked me up and thought I was a fake spider, when clearly I am the real one. Then she threw me away screaming, so much for relaxing. FML
TheCowCollector 2
Because he wanted to put it away
DianaFromHolland 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ah it's just a spider. Are you afraid of little spiders?
missy1228 2
they terrify me
berrychii17 5
it's poisonous. obviously op would be scared. they can kill ppl
Cinn_fml 23
Somehow I think if the OP was scared of spiders, they wouldn't have been studying dead insects. Unless they were forced to, but then I think that they'd probably not have gone near the stray on in the first place.
rattusrattus 19
Also this is Australia. AKA the Land of Everything Trying To Kill You. I assume the spider is venomous.
waverlyl 0
I wouldn't want to be NEAR a DEAD spider :/
breakofdawn1 0
haven't you seen that commercial with the spider and the guy trys to kill it and the spider flips him
ancora 1
Australian has a lot of the most venomous animals in the world. The redback is one of them.
_Damien_ 0
are you muscular? can you see clearly now? how about climbing walls and such? you might be turning into SPIDERMAN!
Zebidee 9
The Redback Spider has been responsible for 14 deaths in Australia. There's an antivenin now, but they still need to be treated with a reasonable amount of respect. Funnily enough, they're not the scariest spiders in Australia, just somewhat deadly.
jacetopia96 1
scary as ****, man
whoisthisgirl 4
28- LOL that was a funny commercial
ScaughtieHolden 11
21 you're a pussy. Listen to yourself. A dead spider. I suppose it's going to come to life?
DrCammaCazzi 0
@51 I hope you realize some people are deathly afraid of spiders, even if they're dead. I'm sure you have some type of fear so don't go call people a "pussy" for being afraid of something.
ohSNAPyall 27
Nah. But have you ever seen the movie "Arachnophobia"?
oliver86 8
redbacks are everywhere
lalagirl912 0
I love the giant spiders but if I see a tiny one dead or alive I'll freak out..:/ imma freak
Sadochan 0
******* idiot. Red backs are deadly.
insanesna1l 0
red backs kill the elderly or very young. you might throw up and get a fever but an ice pack on the wound is the best course of action. The red back is no where near the worst. We have the most venomous snake (eastern/western taipan) but I don't think we have the worst spider
atomheartm_fml 0
I'm pretty sure that of an animal is australian it must be the most dangerous on earth.
insanesna1l 0
you ain't seen nothing till you have experienced a drop bear
lilvic56 5
that commercial was funny
QueenOfBoredom 0
i love that commercial! ^_^
jesscarrr 10
we do have the most deadliest spider, the funnel-web spider is in the top four, for the most deadliest spiders of the world, and can kill you in a matter of hours if, when If bites you, it releases venom, which it sometimes doesn't. But there hasn't been many deaths since the antivenin was made years ago. :3
HeathyLoo 0
some people have severe arachnaphobias, I'm one of them tbh, i don't go near FAKE ones because I get panic attacks, it's a common fear, **** up and learn something, k?
Baconman345 9
Redbacks are poisonous
Link5794 18
Even the trees in Australia can kill you. Gum tree limbs can fall on you and Eucalyptus trees can explode. I am not kidding.
SneezyBear 27
We do actually, the redback spider is the second most venomous spider in the world, second only to the funnelweb spider and both are native to Australia.
_NJSchreck_ 4
Red backed, I only know of one spider like that... And it's ******* deadly
Crimsonb312 11
Red and Black in Australia means deathly poisonous. Idiot.
frankq555 3
sry
jeniiko 0
Redback spiders are highly poisonous and are known to kill humans. =/
Cyberphobia 0
No. Red back spiders are found in Australia. Black widow spiders are found in America, I believe.
Macka007 2
They are of the same family.
natewins 2
There has never been a death due to a red back spider.... Ur an idiot... Just very very painful
taylor_muse_fan 7
Your an idiot red back spiders are highly deadly,
RocketMan234 4
You mean venomous
pinkp909 8
Aah I would have screamed! spiders scare the crap out of me.
disco2466 8
I wouldn't even go near a dead one, I'm that scared of the things it's not funny.
herop 0
why didnt you kill that f*****g insect?
Doortje 30
Because she thought it was dead.. -_-
tencentsakiss 19
Because there is no insect.
DjeePee 25
Because spiders have f******s too.
whoisthisgirl 4
lol @40 I still wouldn't have touched it.. only to kill it
xoxchelaxox08 17
because it's an arachnid
TheNewGuy03 29
40, congratulations are in order; you nearly made me spew the food i was chewing onto my keyboard. :) |the kid|
HedgeSquid 18
Why did u censor feelings XD
mbishop94479 4
Black widow?
tencentsakiss 19
Black widows aren't very poisonous. Red backs are.
tencentsakiss 19
*venomous, sorry
pipp360 0
ur a ******* retard. black widows have some of the most toxic venom in all of nature
tencentsakiss 19
Thats not very polite. Maybe instead of getting angry, you should try backing up your argument with actual facts. I say black widows aren't that bad because they have a neurotoxin in their venom that is pretty toxic, but isn't likely to kill an adult with a healthy immune system. The species hasn't killed a single person in the US since the 1980's when they started keeping records. They have a bad reputation, merely because they are the second most venomous spider in the states. Our spider venom is pitiful in comparison to the venom of their Australian relatives. I'm therefore going to make the inference that a black widow is nothing compared to a red-back, although I could be wrong, because as I said, I know nothing about red-backs.
xpresurself1985 11
Redback spiders are a member of the Latrodectus family, or widow family. The venom of the redback and its effects are pretty much the same as that of a black widow.
tencentsakiss 19
Yayyy intelligent response. As I said, I don't know much about the red-back. :)
Cinn_fml 23
Shouldn't you know how to deal with such spiders? Or at least, I'm guessing you knew it was poisonous, which means that you should know to check before you pick it up.
Cyberphobia 0
Very few Australians wouldn't know a red back is poisoness but that doesn't mean we know how to handle them. Keeping the nature if the science lab in mind, I think this is a reasonable mistake. Although highly venomous, it's not extremely common so it's a mighty coincidence to see a living one while doing a lab on spiders.
Cinn_fml 23
I'm not saying the OP should know every detail about handling things, but if I encountered a poisonous spider, I think I'd check it was dead before going to pick it up with my hands. Maybe that's just me though.
dpoole6132 0
im an arachniphobic so i dont blame her