Ctmusher
Today, my four Huskies played tug-o-war with a woodchuck. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Tucson, United States
Doggy dog world
Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML
jessica071509
Phoenix, United States
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
buccaneer
Piscataway, United States
Today, I was playing with my 2-year-old Siberian Husky, when she figured that since she couldn't get to my hand, she'd try to bite me in the genitals. She was successful. FML
Anonymous
Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML
Sid
United States
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Cedar Buero
Cape Girardeau, United States
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Bad doggo
Today, I'm dog-sitting. To give the pooches some exercise, I took them on a long walk through the fields, where they run, play, and sniff around to their hearts’ content. Thirty seconds after coming back home, one of them made a ginormous puddle right on my living room floor. FML
psh_idontbite
United States
Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML
flipnazn
United States
Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML
emilyhendrix0414
United States
Today, my 5-year-old, overweight Siberian Husky tackled me because he thought that my lipstick was food. FML
Top comments
whatshername?! 39
**** the woodchucks life would be more appropriate...
RichardPencil 32
How many dogs would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck dogs? Four.
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Comments (16)
whatshername?! 39
**** the woodchucks life would be more appropriate...
thesmeagol 22
I dont think it has a life to **** anymore
RichardPencil 32
How many dogs would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck dogs? Four.
PorchKitty 16
Poor Chuck. :(
bonehead69 15
damn that's some funny shit lmao
species4872 20
That's priceless. Did the woodchuck sleigh them?
Justin Brickley 8
How much wood could a dead woodchuck chuck if a dead woodchuck could chuck wood?
Selene1090 26
My mom's dogs have played tug of war with my brother's cat once... I completely understand how you feel
Dark_Cecilia 20
Well... I guess the woodchuck can't chuck wood anymore.
GIJoefan 6
**** that woodchuck's life.
False_Stupidity 42
I guess that woodchuck wont be chucking any more wood.