Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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ReallyMom
Shawano, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML
Anonymous
India 🌶️ Spicy
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Don't wanna know
Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML
Anonymous
Colombia 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks mom
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML
PPP
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With my friends in the back seat. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
KidCudi227
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You sure this is the right time?
Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML
ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
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lilyisme1324 0
Why would u try n mount ur boyfriend in front of ur mom
geod69 8
Threesome
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Comments (295)
CRC_101 31
There are so many disturbing elements to this FML and its comments. x_x
burnnow 7
Well, hopefully your boyfriend gave u some pointers ;)
j_rodge 4
Anyone think that maybe the OP didn't tell us it was over the fone to sound cool?
Honda288 2
Now that is an f'ed up situation.
shutupK 0
Keep in mind this could have been over the phone...
LadyGore 12
My and my boyfriend have sex like that all the time. Me on top with my shirt on, just in case someone happens to walk in because he has no door (weird, I know) and then it just looks like I'm sitting on him. Lucky no one has. /shrug. OP just had bad timing and probably couldn't get off because they had no pants on
06rubiandrea_fml 5
****!
caitybear32 0
Why were you having sex near ur mom?? Uhhh common sense?
skyeofblood 1
Thats STOOOOOOPID!!!!
kei1108 13
... I think that this is just as much your fault as it is hers...
warren8100 2
Can you say "REDNECK!!!"