Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Don't wanna know
Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML
Thanks mom
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With my friends in the back seat. FML
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
You sure this is the right time?
Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
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lilyisme1324 0
Why would u try n mount ur boyfriend in front of ur mom
geod69 8
Threesome
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Comments (295)
itsvanessa1 0
Dats pretty funny i picture ur mom tellin u where to put his u kno
br0ccoli 15
Parenting fail
MrLuvinmalife 6
Moms knows best!! :)
elikipeki 5
Who says "mount"
thewife5 19
Just a shot in the dark here... Are you old enough to be on FML... I would say old enough to have sex, but since this site is full of 12 year olds now..
Sphynx98 0
Get some!
Slinkydalatg 6
*begins a round of applause* well played. Well played indeed.
Stinkerbelle 15
"yes, that's correct. Now next..."
loserman67 36
*Knock, knock* "Hi sweetie I wanted to talk to yo....." "Oh good, this is just what I wanted to speak to you about. So get good and settled on top of his **** and we can have a chat." Can you say *awkward*
ohitsdaniella 7
FYL