Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Don't wanna know
Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML
Thanks mom
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With my friends in the back seat. FML
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
You sure this is the right time?
Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
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lilyisme1324 0
Why would u try n mount ur boyfriend in front of ur mom
geod69 8
Threesome
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Comments (295)
xxmel 6
"That's right, get on top just like that. Now thrust. Good!"
Swiftly 0
Better late then never! Wait...
grace12898 0
Never to late! But did you stay on him? Cuz that would be awkward.
grace12898 0
Are y'all in one of those naked cults cuz if you're already naked, in the words of Nike, just do it!
kkillaj 5
Wow I would be pissed I'd probly tell my mom to gtfo
Llamacod 11
I could see that. Kkillaj: mom, I'm having sex here g t f o Kkullaj's mom: are you in drugs, you're not making any sense mumbling letters like that and get off of him, you are to young to have sex.
DavisTrev2 3
Atleast he wasn't in you while she was trying to give you the talk!
grace12898 0
Wow
PandaPandamoneum 0
Eww. Just no
ninjadinos 14
And what did you learn?
rattusrattus 19
"First, arouse yourself and your partner. I recommend light spanking, but there are many ways, such as kissing, fondling, removal of clothing et cetera..."