Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML
Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML
Today, I was feeling more and more sick, with significant pain in my abdomen. Nobody believed me, and my grandma told me to stop whinging and to eat something. I tried but started vomiting, and now I'm being rushed into surgery with an already necrotic appendix. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML
Today, I was supposed to be enjoying a long-anticipated, desperately needed, weekend away. Turns out those "little stomach twinges" were actually symptoms of appendicitis. I'm stuck in the hospital, alone, recovering from surgery, while my family is enjoying our non-refundable break. FML
Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, after suffering probably my worst night of appendicitis, which consisted of vomiting, diarrhea, and going to the doctor, starving, only to find out a couple of hours later in the hospital ER that I'm allergic to penicillin and close to dying. Again. FML
Today, I spent 5 hours in the emergency room for what I thought was heavy bloody diarrhea. After having various implements and doctors' fingers shoved up my ass, it turns out I was only shitting out the family-sized bag of red spicy cheese curls I had eaten for lunch. FML
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Top comments
Calacor 17
well, shit
jojimugo 20
How hard were you pushing? Goddamm
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Comments (66)
snuffyTHEbear 23
Unlucky op.
slick5880 22
Unlucky poop*.
HeadlessSparrow 20
bad luck brian
Calacor 17
well, shit
Kurby14 21
ouch! that just hurts to think about
Rstein14 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
well that's a shitty situation
milehigh52 22
Really dude?? Really?!
hunterluv1 20
it was only a matter of time before that comment came up
That_Guy_69_ 8
It's alright this guy is huge so he can say stupid puns and still be incredibly cool and jacked
Miss_Whipped 43
It's like a shit-related FML tradition. Although the tradition in itself is pretty shitty, if I do say so myself.
buckstop1 37
Thumb it down to Hell!
mmmxr 11
When will people understand that comment was only funny the first time!
Mynamewontfi 40
#10 I hope you're joking and not really thinking that. A dumb comment is a dumb comment, doesn't matter what someone looks like.
MrConcise 35
#36 - Spoken like a true uggo.
That_Guy_69_ 8
I don't think anyone in the fml community knows what sarcasm is... #10 I was obviously joking about #4's slightly douchey profile picture
JKPwnage 27
Leave. Now.
jtfrisch 22
Too swoll
file321 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's pretty shitty
jojimugo 20
How hard were you pushing? Goddamm
ksktwin84 14
You do know straining is not what caused the appendicitis...
glabberfasted 16
No, but it could cause an already infected appendix to burst.
wakemeupplease 21
More than how he should :D
betweenwinds 18
Wondering the progression of events here. Did the op only discover that their abdomen hurt because of how hard they were trying? Or did they somehow mistake appendicitis for needing to poop?
amberv61 22
That happened to my sister. She woke up with a real bad stomach ache and had just assumed she needed to poop. When the pain got worse that's when she realized something was seriously wrong
moosetracks22 10
I just learned about this in anatomy lecture this week. They mistook their pain as a sign that they needed to poop. The appendix is off the very beginning of your large intestine and sometimes little pieces of poo become trapped in it. Most of the time the movements from your intestines clear it out, but sometimes it gets lodged down further and further. Once it's down there's really no way to get it out other than surgery. DocBastard please read this and tell me if I'm right!
gobiteme2 34
I was going to say I didn't see the connection. But shit it looks like they are.
sabrinawho 15
Exactly right! My father and my boyfriend have both had their appendix removed...both thought they just had to poop. Both felt very sick. I forced them both (years apart) to go to the ER. I was right both times and super glad they were okay. My dads burst..my boyfriends didn't.
oceanbrickfire 21
I think I read a previous FML involving appendicitis. Hope you get better OP
rhysfucker 24
Forcing isn't healthy. Drink more water; it really helps!
wakemeupplease 21
Awkwardness on its finest level!!