Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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ReallyMom
Shawano, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML
Anonymous
India 🌶️ Spicy
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Don't wanna know
Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML
Anonymous
Colombia 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks mom
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML
PPP
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With my friends in the back seat. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
KidCudi227
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You sure this is the right time?
Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML
ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
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lilyisme1324 0
Why would u try n mount ur boyfriend in front of ur mom
geod69 8
Threesome
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make_me_smile 4
why would your mom be beside you while you were having sex?!!?
ashguy18 0
First question, did she try to give u the talk through the door? Second question, what kind of mother gives someone the sex talk through a door?
switchgurl20 17
You should have locked the ******* door or not do it in your mothers house. *******, annoying teenagers these days. ~~i had sex in my parents house and my mom had the nerve to give me the sex talk. If it were my mom when I was a teenager I would not be alive to tell this tail...
switchgurl20 17
*tale*
l0v3p4in 7
My mother told us that if we were old enough to have sex in her house then we were old enough to pay our own bills and live on our own. She always offered to help pack our bags and send us away when we talked back. We were too young and broke to take her up on her offer. Where are the parents nowadays that scare children into obedience?
tattooedcowboy 6
Just tell the truth. Your studying that for sex ed
linkinpark98 24
It would have been more awkward if she didn't say anything at all... And just watched. o.o
Angel342 3
I think BS... No mom that wants to give the sex talk would do it then and even so, mom's trends to do one of three things when catching their kid doing the nasty. 1. Get all big eyed and back out. 2. Go in like a hellhound. Or 3. Laugh and say something like, "You kids have fun now!"
ImSoEffedUp 10
Dang, looks like your moms was just a lil too late huh....
dizzleFML 0
I love ur mom
RomanBeauty 0
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fmlrocks25 0
R u crazy the is the weirdest thing u did that's and ur mom was in the room?