Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ReallyMom
Shawano, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML
Anonymous
India 🌶️ Spicy
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Don't wanna know
Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML
Anonymous
Colombia 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks mom
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML
PPP
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With my friends in the back seat. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
KidCudi227
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You sure this is the right time?
Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML
ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
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lilyisme1324 0
Why would u try n mount ur boyfriend in front of ur mom
geod69 8
Threesome
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Comments (295)
BlAzEtHiS 0
Tell her you're a psychic and you were just putting the knowledge she's about to give you to use.
mabelina 0
I call bullshit
llaman1gguhl4ugh 5
UNLUCKY. nuff' said.
craigi 3
Umm, bit late?
iBiteRoses 22
For some reason I read this as "mourning" not mounting.
epicness91999 0
Wow ! I would of hated to be in ur position
yeahasif 6
*****.u do that in front of ir mom?
LPfan4L 1
Awesome! Haha you'll probably never live that down..
K3u 0
Messed up
Katshoes123 5
What's mounting?
RedPillSucks 33
It's what hunters do to the trophy animals they kill. They stuff the heads and mount them on the wall. OP and her mother are both serial killers. When OP killed her boyfriend and tried to mount him, her mother got turned on and felt she needed to have the sex talk with OP.