Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
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ReallyMom
Shawano, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML
Anonymous
India 🌶️ Spicy
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Don't wanna know
Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML
Anonymous
Colombia 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks mom
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML
PPP
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With my friends in the back seat. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
KidCudi227
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You sure this is the right time?
Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML
ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
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lilyisme1324 0
Why would u try n mount ur boyfriend in front of ur mom
geod69 8
Threesome
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ravingroadkill 11
Dismount!
picturescrazy 24
I'm really hoping there was a phone called involved...
Bullettrane 1
a good parents is there for every moment
bubo_fml 11
Imagine if your Mum was Dr. Ruth..."Now, before you hop on your boyfriend, be sure you're both properly lubricated. This can be achieved naturally, through foreplay, or you may use a commercially available product..."
arkid24 1
Not sure if stupid or clever :^ |
cunningchick 1
Hmmm, I'm going to guess if not hope that she was either outsid ether door or on the phone.... If not then your family's f'ed up
20th_century_fox 3
i'd say she's a day late & a dollar short on that score! sorry about that, OP, that's majorly awkward.
panicckk 0
doesn't matter if she came in befor or durring the mounting. the writer implies it was still going on as the mom tried to have a talk. otherwise she would of said " my mom came in to give me the talk and caught us". but yea. that's ******.
BaconBoy75 2
Just how in the world would you be mounting your boyfriend in front of your mother? Did she walk into the room at an awkward time? Classy.
MigraineurOfLife 15
What mom? You mean don't do THIS... & this... & definitely not this!?!