Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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ReallyMom
Shawano, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML
Anonymous
India 🌶️ Spicy
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Don't wanna know
Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML
Anonymous
Colombia 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks mom
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML
PPP
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With my friends in the back seat. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
KidCudi227
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You sure this is the right time?
Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML
ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
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lilyisme1324 0
Why would u try n mount ur boyfriend in front of ur mom
geod69 8
Threesome
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Comments (295)
wes04ram1500 6
Great timing Mom. Did she at least check to see if you were using a condom? God knows we do not need any children of your massive intelligence level running around.
emit97 8
Can someone say awkward?
Llamacod 11
Awkward. Happy?
Anarch99 0
there are so many things wrong with this did the words mom get out cross your mind or maby this was a bad idea
hwns 2
you kinky little bitch! letting your mum watch like that.
micahsmommy 13
There is a reason locks were created. That being said your mom should have had that conversation with you long before this.
charlie2_fml 2
Am I the only one who thought maybe her mom phoned her?
biggerthanlife 0
Was she just watching or something...? Awkward
Calyx_fml 22
Thumbs up for your pic.
CaptainPickles72 18
I second the upping of thumbs. That's a great snow-job!
samantha479 6
Wtf?
purpadurp 6
Remove the word "talk" from this FML and the situation gets significantly more arousing ;)
charlieinfinite 1
If this is an issue, chances are, you're probably too young to be having sex anyway.
The_Hitdude 12
^Coming from a 13 year old...
Llamacod 11
Yes
kalbrek009 20
Missy, if you were ANY kind of mature.."like, wicked mature"...you'd know you're NOT allowed on FML until you're at least 14 & that sex, like alcohol, & tobacco ARE FOR ADULTS ONLY...that's why the welfare system is full of teen moms....they AREN'T mature enough to wait til they're grown up to do grown up things. Wait another year & then we'll all see just if how like wicked mature you are enough to be on here then. Meanwhile, get off of here before a couple thousand of us have your account like totally blocked. Like now....lol. You do trololol, on here though.
darlingdollie 24
Your replies proved it, as well as your spelling.
hilary56 0
You're sick and your mom is funny :) ydi