Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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ReallyMom
Shawano, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML
Anonymous
India 🌶️ Spicy
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Don't wanna know
Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML
Anonymous
Colombia 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks mom
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML
PPP
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom gave me a talk on safe sex. During a three hour car ride. With my friends in the back seat. FML
eric
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Great chat!
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
KidCudi227
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You sure this is the right time?
Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML
ohgod...
Magog, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
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lilyisme1324 0
Why would u try n mount ur boyfriend in front of ur mom
geod69 8
Threesome
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bizarre_ftw 22
Give her the "timing and privacy" talk then ignore her and continue with your boyfriend. She'll get the message..... Probably
chevy44448888 1
Why are you in the same room as your mom while you have your bf over in the first place?
mama2b3 20
Google incest.
dabomb1463 0
Mom: 1 You: 0
mama2b3 20
So you continued mounting him while she was trying to give you the talk? I'm confused.
lambent 0
I call BS unless you have no shame in having sex in front of your mother.
Clarese 0
That's just weird!
CaptainPickles72 18
People rely on the internet so much today, it's sad! What ever happened to just talking to the people around you? #34, don't google it, just go ask your mom. But be sure to tell you that it interest you, otherwise she might not answer. Best of luck, buddy.
Inferno634 0
without the mom part it would have been great
CaptainPickles72 18
Today, my ___ tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML or? Today, I was mounting my boyfriend. FML Sorry, I just don't see it...
altigue 0
Lol wow if ur having sex in ur moms house ur retarded and deserve to get caught anyways ya ****...
CaptainPickles72 18
The irony of your comment gave me such a bone.... a... somethings that not a boner. Yeah...